1525: Fucking Michal
 

"We have 30, 40 people me and my girlfriend have to fuck!"

I was going to call in, but when I look at the show times, it was 2pm. I thought it was 4pm. So I will Call in Tomorrow. Yes I can use a phone.

KEITH! Of course you have to meet her at the airport! :rolleyes:

It's amazing how people that stink can't smell it. You would think that if someone else can smell you, you can smell yourself. I mean, your nose is closer to the smell, lol.

I've had more than a couple of instances where the girls "cat" had a horrible stench. But once the clothes come off, it's the point of no return. Usually I don't call them again.

"It was definitely the pungent puss and the dookie from the butt" Hahahahahahaha......

I thought it was a great choice that Michal censored himself and said "dookie" instead of "shit." It was much, much more disgusting to hear.

I can't believe Chemda dismissed the Demi 911 call so fast when they said she had smoked something like pot, but more like incense. That is how these "legal pot" products are marketed --- as "Herbal Incense" or "Potpourri". They're legal for God sake, they can't call them pot or weed.

However, more and more people are starting to have bad reactions to this "legal pot". I had a friend of mine freak out, and think the whole world was out to get her, even her closest family. I've never seen anyone convulse from it, but I do have another friend who is a medical doctor, and he has seen people convulsing from it, and he has had people hospitalized for it.

The fact is, and I do agree with Keith and Chemda on this, KEEP IT NATURAL! Even though these Herbal Incense/Potpourri/Spice products may be more "potent" than the pot you're used to, and are legal in most states, there haven't been decades of human testing on it like there has been pot.

Here's a picture from the back of a K2 Spice bag:

Smell?
 

one word - Europeans.

Once on a vacation in Sienna, going up a bell tower behind some Germans . . . . almost passed out.

please bathe more than one a quarter.

you should hang out with people that wash themselves cause i never met a filthy german in my life.

I've heard way too many stories from girls who sleep with a guy just because he never gave up trying. Or even dumber reasons. So that cannot be a uniquely male trait.

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"In there like swimwear?" That's enough for a worst new guest nomination, right?

good to know... Never give up, never surrender!

Is this to nitpicky? Not sex, but making out and a couple dates, yes.

One summer when I was a pool manager one of the lifeguards kept flirting with me, I ignored it, she kept doing it. Eventually I told her the boss didn't want a manager dating a worker, and that was why we couldn't date, but when the boss got wind of this he actually had a little meeting telling us it was ok. Thanks, that was my excuse for letting her down easy, so since my excuse was gone I took her on a couple dates. Then summer ended and that was that.

More recently a group of us went out to a bar, and me, my roommate, my roommates girlfriend, and a friend of my roommates girlfriend all came back to the house to crash. The friend was getting set-up on the couch, and I went to my room to bed. A few minutes later I get a knock on my door, it's my roommates gf asking me what I'm doing, could I not tell her friend was into me? So I got up, went to the couch in the other room, and held my hand out to this girl. She took it and I led her back to my room, we made-out then just went to sleep. She wasn't pulling on my dick or anything overt like that though. I forget how that thing ended. The kicker is a few months later my roommates gf is giving me shit for always hitting on her friends. YOU caused that last one, I was already in bed, don't blame me.

When Keith was talking about not picking up Cat from the airport, I actually said "What the Fuck" out loud in the middle of the ICU (I had a earbud in while I was working).

Obviously this situation is completely different, but it is ridiculous how people expect to be picked up from the airport. It's so easy to get yourself home, why would you want to impose on someone you know and ostensibly like?

This is the love of his life!

Chivalry people!

My local public radio station did a story on K2/Spice just today, actually. They didn't tell me anything I didn't already know, but still.

What really amazes me is that there's a combination head shop/sex store in a nearby town that actually runs commercials on TV for Spice. They don't say what it is in the commercial, but they basically repeat over and over that they're selling it for $9.95/gram. These commercials just run during the day, no problem.

In high school, I gave a lot of blow jobs to guys I didn't really want to give blow jobs too. I liked making out and fooling around, and I didn't want to have sex with them...so just blew them so I wouldnt be pressured into more.

I heard K2 is shit for you. The high is no good and a handful of people have had horrible/ less than stellar reactions on it. I expect is has some nasty, tissue burning chemicals in it.

I second Chemda as well: If you're going to smoke weed, smoke weed. I'll match you.

Some people just never grow out of that. And I guess I'm not supposed to feel bad about it if it happens to me because I'm getting blown out of it, but it's still weird.

It is so beautiful that "fooling around" now means giving blowjobs.

I don't know about you, but that makes me wish I was back in high school.

So Fuckin Michal,

Next time you get into one of these smelly vagina shit shows, simply suggest a "fun shower" together. Using lots of soap of course.

Obviously if she asks "is it because I smell?" you can't tell the truth that would be insulting, so just tell her its because you want to piss on her. Easy peasy.

Of course you don't let her return the favour, no one need piss from that stinky pussy.

I think it’s a really creepy intrusion of privacy that 911 call recordings can be made public - not that that stops me wanting to hear them...

9 minutes in and he says that and I thought "Alllllright, that's enough cutesy sayings, kiddo." I rolled my eyes so hard they almost fell out of my head.

i completely agree that this shouldn't be made public. can we search government figures to see if they have any embarrassing 911 calls? if so im sure they'd stop this immediately

The real question is why would you wait to see someone you can't wait to see?

Robots. :rolleyes:

What did it used to mean?


I've never been a fan of the handy, I guess. An neither we're the idiots whose cum I swallowed.

...although I like this idea, shouldn't Michael have just sucked it up, been an ass hole, and said "YOUR PUSSY SMELLS LIKE I'M GOING TO THROW UP"? I mean, that would have embarrassed her/made her mad enough that she wouldn't have stayed over with no fucking or pissing required, let alone a shower. I bet his pants stayed on while they fucked


How can you smell that bad and not know? I don't get it.

I did have sex with someone I didn't want to some years ago but only because it was so readily available. It was pretty terrible and the girl went on to bang the rest of the guys in our social circle, so I guess I am somewhat glad I got it out of the way early.

Think of it as a compromise - you don't have to man up and you don't have to fuck a stinky pussy.

How can you smell bad and not know? Smell is a funny thing, you get used to a smell and it fades into the background. It's called odour fatigue I think.

I've gone bush and been unable to wash. After a few days you don't notice how bad you smell - until you go home.

I've been out to the "Bush" also. When everyone went to sleep, I'd get a water proof bag and fill it with water and took a bath using that and my canteen cup.
But we're talking about civilians. No reason anyone should walk around offending everyone with their odor.:eek: