1528: Social Contract

[Boricua67]

"Pussy should be brushed and mouth should be douched" hahahahahaha.......

Chemda,
From what I heard, it sounds like you walk on egg shells when your mother is around. That sucks. That really bummed me out.
So you didn't do what your mother wanted. So what. Your more successful than probably most of the people you know. Keep doing what you do. I think you and Keith are great. Keep doing you. It makes you happy. Don't change for anyone. I know I speak for all the listeners, we love you just the way you are.
Mike Lawrence, you're awesome!

[Enunciated Piffle]

Originally Posted by Boricua67

"Pussy should be brushed and mouth should be douched" hahahahahaha.......

Chemda,
From what I heard, it sounds like you walk on egg shells when your mother is around. That sucks. That really bummed me out.
So you didn't do what your mother wanted. So what. Your more successful than probably most of the people you know. Keep doing what you do. I think you and Keith are great. Keep doing you. It makes you happy. Don't change for anyone. I know I speak for all the listeners, we love you just the way you are.

Amen and Well Said! My mother is a southern baptist and I totally understand 'the old way of thinking ' especially when you throw archaic religious texts into the mix...but at some point you have to just accept that your parents...are conditioned and programmed a certain way. Also, I really , really really hope their isn't a KatG episode where we have to hear how devasted Lauren is because you made her ask your father for your hand in marriage. It's understandable you love your folks and God bless you for it, but wake the fuck up if you think they can go beyond their moldy old , old-old perception of a relationship. You do not have to distance yourself from them nor make them be something other than what they are. I believe it was the great Paul McCartney who said, (long before his 82nd marriage) Let It Be !

[zappbrannigan]

As someone who's had to look at reference photos to draw you, Chemda, let me just say that you're a fine weight!

I don't want to get into your personal affairs with your mother, but don't let any of her comments make you even remotely modest, you look great!

[Boricua67]

Originally Posted by zappbrannigan

As someone who's had to look at reference photos to draw you, Chemda, let me just say that you're a fine weight!

I don't want to get into your personal affairs with your mother, but don't let any of her comments make you even remotely modest, you look great!

I concur, you're beautiful Chemda.

[sklXbns]

Come to think of it, I remember "Dice" going into the women's bathroom and pulling out a woman who just walked in there during his set. Yes, he actually walked off stage, walked inside the women's bathroom, and escorted the woman back to her seat. After that, he continued his act. During the same show, he kept talking to a member of the audience, who happened to be a bearded gentleman. "Dice" would always call this guy "Snapper Head" because of the resemblance of his bearded face to a furry pussy.

Comedians will always interact with the audience; that's just that. Maybe going to see live comedy just means you accept that you may become part of the show. Maybe that's an unwritten rule.

[Keith]

Don't say maybe if you already voted. Don't you dare.

[sklXbns]

Originally Posted by Keith

Don't say maybe if you already voted. Don't you dare.

Easy, buddy. I haven't voted. This issue isn't so cut and dry for me. So, I decided not to cast my vote.

Keith, do I seem like to type of person to walk into your lab and start screwing around with your beakers? If so, you got me all wrong. That's not me, baby. I'm not asking for an apology or anything. But, a "touché" wouldn't be the worst thing to say.

[fashion is danger]

Personally, as an audience member, comedians who lean heavily on crowd work stress me the fuck out. Hopefully, comedians hone their skills at picking on the "right kind of people"; people willing and able to particpate. For some, getting the opportunity to interact with the comic is probably a blast. For others, being put in the spotlight against their will is not a good time.

[JessiC]

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle

Also, I really , really really hope their isn't a KatG episode where we have to hear how devasted Lauren is because you made her ask your father for your hand in marriage. It's understandable you love your folks and God bless you for it, but wake the fuck up if you think they can go beyond their moldy old , old-old perception of a relationship.

This is exactly what I was thinking when I heard Chemda say she wanted Lauren to ask her Dad. My face was sad/shocked and I said out loud, "no, no, oh no!" In a perfect world, your parents would be proud and your Dad would walk you down the aisle to Lauren with a tear in his eye, but that's not gonna happen. It makes me feel so sad that sometimes family cannot see past their ways of thinking and just see that their child is glowing with happiness. Hugs to Chemda and Lauren.

[WittyReference]

The part I really don't get with the mom is, why does she cook all the time only to tell Chemda she can't eat it?