1532: Is It Semen?

Keith · 02-09-2012, 05:14 PM

"Here's a cow's asshole. You're not recording this, are you?"

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WittyReference · 02-09-2012, 06:55 PM

I haven't finished the show yet but the makers of Fear Factor claiming we drink horse semen just made me gag on my morning coffee (oh, no - did I grab the semen instead of the milk?). WTF! Never heard of it and I'd bet it's not true. At least pick a weird sounding third world country that know one knows anything about if you're going to make up shit.

poingjam · 02-09-2012, 07:27 PM

I've never been in a hen pen. Could be fun. I have watched The View. Not fun.

stulagu · 02-09-2012, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by poingjam

I've never been in a hen pen. Could be fun. I have watched The View. Not fun.

I have been in a hen pen. I've also been in a church social hall during an all women's get together. The latter made my ears almost bleed. Both are better than watching the View. The View makes me want to through things at my tv and scream. This is why my husband banned me from watching Judge Judy as well. I don't deal well with stupidity.

Sashi · 02-09-2012, 11:09 PM

I can watch The View from my house. I can't have chickens in my house. Big difference between chicks and chickens.

WSEIII · 02-10-2012, 12:06 AM

Two things

Fuck the polls

And I'd rather watch the View or the Talk than get pecked getting eggs from a hen house.

mollyfud · 02-10-2012, 03:29 AM

36 year old aussie and never heard of people drinking Horse Seman then todays show when it was reported that Americans do it!

Google seems to suggest New Zealanders may have done it but it seems like a weird thing that happened at a festival, definitely not a normal thing.

Update: Further to the points above, it seems from what I can tell, that the whole horse semen thing stems from this article (http://www.news.com.au/world/stallio...-1226008180566) about this festival: http://www.wildfoods.co.nz/index.cfm/1,509,html/Media

But didn't the Fear Festival contestants drink Donkey Semen? ;-)

Blitzgal · 02-10-2012, 07:35 AM

I liked Rojo a lot!

"Fuck the MAN!"

BrianAlt · 02-10-2012, 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by stulagu

This is why my husband banned me from watching Judge Judy as well. I don't deal well with stupidity.

I love Judge Judy! Best sitcom on TV.

Also, it's great to hear that Keith has become proficient in speaking Spanish. Well done!

punk'n · 02-10-2012, 08:56 AM

I heard that rolling the "R" in Spanish is a genetic trait, like being double-jointed, or being able to fold your tongue in half. Some people can do it, and some people just can't. I don't think you can learn it.

View Poll Results: I would rather...
watch The View for half an hour.	31	29.81%
be in a pen of actual hens for half an hour.	73	70.19%
Voters: 104. You may not vote on this poll

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02-10-2012, 03:29 AM	#7 (permalink)
mollyfud Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Parts UNKNOWN Posts: 88	36 year old aussie and never heard of people drinking Horse Seman then todays show when it was reported that Americans do it! Google seems to suggest New Zealanders may have done it but it seems like a weird thing that happened at a festival, definitely not a normal thing. Update: Further to the points above, it seems from what I can tell, that the whole horse semen thing stems from this article (http://www.news.com.au/world/stallio...-1226008180566) about this festival: http://www.wildfoods.co.nz/index.cfm/1,509,html/Media But didn't the Fear Festival contestants drink Donkey Semen? ;-) __________________ Last edited by mollyfud; 02-10-2012 at 03:48 AM. Reason: Add possible origins of the Horse Semen story.
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punk'n Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Kansas City, MO Posts: 2,238	I heard that rolling the "R" in Spanish is a genetic trait, like being double-jointed, or being able to fold your tongue in half. Some people can do it, and some people just can't. I don't think you can learn it.
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