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View Poll Results: I would rather...
watch The View for half an hour. 31 29.81%
be in a pen of actual hens for half an hour. 73 70.19%
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Old 02-09-2012, 05:14 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 02-09-2012, 06:55 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I haven't finished the show yet but the makers of Fear Factor claiming we drink horse semen just made me gag on my morning coffee (oh, no - did I grab the semen instead of the milk?). WTF! Never heard of it and I'd bet it's not true. At least pick a weird sounding third world country that know one knows anything about if you're going to make up shit.

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Old 02-09-2012, 07:27 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I've never been in a hen pen. Could be fun. I have watched The View. Not fun.
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I've never been in a hen pen. Could be fun. I have watched The View. Not fun.
I have been in a hen pen. I've also been in a church social hall during an all women's get together. The latter made my ears almost bleed. Both are better than watching the View. The View makes me want to through things at my tv and scream. This is why my husband banned me from watching Judge Judy as well. I don't deal well with stupidity.
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I can watch The View from my house. I can't have chickens in my house. Big difference between chicks and chickens.
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Old 02-10-2012, 12:06 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Two things

Fuck the polls

And I'd rather watch the View or the Talk than get pecked getting eggs from a hen house.
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This is why my husband banned me from watching Judge Judy as well. I don't deal well with stupidity.
I love Judge Judy! Best sitcom on TV.

Also, it's great to hear that Keith has become proficient in speaking Spanish. Well done!
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I heard that rolling the "R" in Spanish is a genetic trait, like being double-jointed, or being able to fold your tongue in half. Some people can do it, and some people just can't. I don't think you can learn it.
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I haven't finished the show yet but the makers of Fear Factor claiming we drink horse semen just made me gag on my morning coffee (oh, no - did I grab the semen instead of the milk?). WTF! Never heard of it and I'd bet it's not true. At least pick a weird sounding third world country that know one knows anything about if you're going to make up shit.
Really? As kids Mum always slathered our corn flakes with horse semen - or as we knew it, "dream cream" - and everyone I know pretty much grew up on it.

The protein content is about three times what normal milk can provide and the moustache from it has far superior texture and adhesion. In summer a chilled glass after a hard day's work or in winter a thick warm mug before bed - you don't know what you're missing if you don't have dream cream in your life.
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I know the horse semen thing is not true. Even if it was, you guys gave us McDonalds!! Not sure which worst.
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