1544: Judgment Day
"I'd rather choke myself with my own vocal cords."
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Sorry for the awkward phone call! Lol I still had a good time
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Damn it... I just got back from Africa and missed the stand-up submission deadline... Keith you have to do this as a yearly thing... if not for the honor of heading your show then maybe for a KAT award...
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Well, I got half the reaction I was after. Not the laughter part though.
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I regret not submitting this year, but other times I’ve submitted I’ve had to really force myself to do so and it always feels more like a chore, which usually shines through in the submission. But its always fun to hear the few that really do try and are legitimately funny, and realize, “wow I didn’t even try.” With that said Low-fi was pretty fucking awesome. The opening joke was the best; “Maybe you’ve seen my website, I have not.”
Also about the “racist” joke about Obama. He wasn’t comparing blacks to dogs, the joke was basically calling Obama’s mother a whore, which isn’t racist just sorta fucked up. Why he gotta bring mommas into it? |
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You may be pleased to know I'm not actively (or inactively) pursuing a career in comedy. |
The Sean Connery submission at the end reminded me of Star Trek (the original series). The character Pavlov Checkov was Russian. When he said words that started with a v, it sounded like a w. This is particularly noticeable in the movie with the whale. Instead of nuclear vessel it was nuclear wessel.
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Damn straight I'm glad I didn't enter. As much as I may agree that some of these people suck more balls than a prostitute; they do at least have big enough balls to put themselves out there. I know I couldn't get on a stage and make people laugh so props to those who entered.
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my phonecall today was my submission.
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