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View Poll Results: Re: Sending in a submission for the stand-up contest
I did, and Iím glad I did. 9 7.56%
I did, and I wish I didnít. 1 0.84%
I didnít, and I wish I did. 16 13.45%
I didnít, and Iím glad I didnít. 93 78.15%
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Old 03-01-2012, 06:08 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 03-01-2012, 09:09 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Sorry for the awkward phone call! Lol I still had a good time
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Old 03-01-2012, 09:11 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Damn it... I just got back from Africa and missed the stand-up submission deadline... Keith you have to do this as a yearly thing... if not for the honor of heading your show then maybe for a KAT award...
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Well, I got half the reaction I was after. Not the laughter part though.

Still vote for me!
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Old 03-01-2012, 09:53 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Well, I got half the reaction I was after. Not the laughter part though.

Still vote for me!
Yes, now that we're all here I would like to as what the fuck that was.
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Old 03-01-2012, 10:25 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I regret not submitting this year, but other times Iíve submitted Iíve had to really force myself to do so and it always feels more like a chore, which usually shines through in the submission. But its always fun to hear the few that really do try and are legitimately funny, and realize, ďwow I didnít even try.Ē With that said Low-fi was pretty fucking awesome. The opening joke was the best; ďMaybe youíve seen my website, I have not.Ē

Also about the ďracistĒ joke about Obama. He wasnít comparing blacks to dogs, the joke was basically calling Obamaís mother a whore, which isnít racist just sorta fucked up. Why he gotta bring mommas into it?
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Old 03-01-2012, 10:41 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Yes, now that we're all here I would like to as what the fuck that was.
I just thought I'd try something I haven't heard before from submissions. So I tried for a disgusting creepy doctorsleep-type vibe, but I guess it didn't go over well.

You may be pleased to know I'm not actively (or inactively) pursuing a career in comedy.
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Old 03-01-2012, 11:12 PM   #8 (permalink)
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The Sean Connery submission at the end reminded me of Star Trek (the original series). The character Pavlov Checkov was Russian. When he said words that started with a v, it sounded like a w. This is particularly noticeable in the movie with the whale. Instead of nuclear vessel it was nuclear wessel.
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Old 03-01-2012, 11:38 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Damn straight I'm glad I didn't enter. As much as I may agree that some of these people suck more balls than a prostitute; they do at least have big enough balls to put themselves out there. I know I couldn't get on a stage and make people laugh so props to those who entered.
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my phonecall today was my submission.
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