1544: Judgment Day

[poingjam]

The forwarded e-mail was racist, pure and simple. If you point out that he's half black and then say his white mom fucked a dog, you're saying that black people are equivalent to dogs (or are dogs themselves).

Vote for me. I'm funnier than that e-mail.

[Franz]

I just about died during LoFi's submission. The complete confidence and constant "ajuju"s won me over, but also had me bent over the sink splitting up before I choked to death.

Vote the Asian guy!

[sklXbns]

Originally Posted by chocho66

Damn straight I'm glad I didn't enter. As much as I may agree that some of these people suck more balls than a prostitute; they do at least have big enough balls to put themselves out there. I know I couldn't get on a stage and make people laugh so props to those who entered.

FUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOU!

Welcome to the forums, buddy.

[Curt]

I'm on show 901 and the anger is palpable. Listening back you definitely get this.

[flerchin]

I bet Cat is still suffering from a bit of jet-lag, and was not wearing her glasses.

Before I got laser eye surgery, I had the same wake from sleep not recognizing people issue, especially when I worked graveyard shift. The combination of poor vision and waking from REM sleep caused enough confusion that I would be prepared to fight. However, I would go with the situation until I figured it out within a few seconds. However, I don't think I would have kissed Keith in such a situation.

[bluenova]

I believe the guy that won the the money gambling talks about it on a podcast episode of Freakonomics. :

Freakonomics » Save Me From Myself: A New Freakonomics Radio Podcast

[scumbag]

Originally Posted by poingjam

The forwarded e-mail was racist, pure and simple. If you point out that he's half black and then say his white mom fucked a dog, you're saying that black people are equivalent to dogs (or are dogs themselves).

Vote for me. I'm funnier than that e-mail.

The implication was that his mother was so drunk at that party, that not only did she bang a black dude, but also a dog and Barack should consider himself lucky that he is "only" black and not Jo-Jo the dog faced boy.

That is highly racist by stating that black people are only slightly better than dogs, but it does not equate them

[ThePinkSuperhero]

I sort of wish I had submitted, to represent female listeners (holla!) and the non-serial killer listeners (too many very, very scary entries). But I'm probably not that funny, and even if I managed to throw together something funny for the competition, what if I win and have to write something new for the show? So much work. In other words, I'm lazy.

[sklXbns]

I'm very glad that I submitted my own material for this year's contest as well as the video I made of me performing my material in front of only one person. While I don't think I was the funniest of all of the submissions, I am proud of what I did - warts and all.

[poingjam]

SklXbns, I just thought you should know that I always read your name as Sixxelbeans.