1542: Submitted for Your Approval

[Keith]

"MYKA FOX, DID YOU EAT MY BLOW POP RING?!"


Bestalbino

Myka Fox (@MykaFox) on Twitter

[dannyhatch]

Vote Big Jim.

[andywebs]

I vote for Danny, but only if Keith "encourages" him continuously while he performs like in the show. I was laughing harder then during any of the other submissions.

[poingjam]

Yeah, honestly, if it's the Danny Show starring Keith, I'm voting for Danny too.

[DWarrior]

This is an unscientific poll, since the only possible answers are: $-20, $0, $20. Do you see why?

[BlackhatGuy]

Originally Posted by DWarrior

This is an unscientific poll, since the only possible answers are: $-20, $0, $20. Do you see why?

SLURP


edit: also danny is getting my vote whether he wants it or not...

[starscream]

Originally Posted by DWarrior

This is an unscientific poll, since the only possible answers are: $-20, $0, $20. Do you see why?

The people who voted for $10 will be banned. It's a trap.

[poingjam]

Oh right. I guess $20 or a loss of $20 are the only options. I voted $10 because I can't do math.

[Bucho]

It's 10:15pm on a balmy Auckland summer's eve and I'm in the kitchen washing up listening to KATG 1542 and at 20:00 when Keith says "... that was pretty long" I break down laughing so hard I almost puke.

I was even liking the jokes that Napolean Dynamite sounding mouth breather dude was coming up with, but the barely restrained glee in Keith's voice when he stops it at 19:49 combined with Chemda choking back her own laughter and Myka starting to also crack up just ramped the comedic tension to nothing short of gloriousness.

"... that was pretty long" was as close to perfection in timing and delivery as any Bruce Lee spinning backfist or Jackie Chan rubbish bin-stuck-on-his-foot kick. Keith is a fucking comedy ninja. I was on the floor.

[New here]

Long time listener here, first time on the forums.

I want to take part in Victor's challenge of using the same joke set up but making up new endings. So I came up with two tries for the black guy going to pick up his white girlfriend and meeting her dad at the front door.


1) When I get there and he sees me, he looks uncomfortable and I'm like "what's the problem are you scared of your daughter dating a black guy?" And he's like, "Son that's all in your head, she's my stepdaughter, I don't care if something happens to her."


2) When I get there the dad sees that I'm black, and he's clearly a huge racist because he says, "look I'm sorry but I just don't want my daughter learning the welfare lifestyle."

I'm like, "So you don't want her learning how to stop buying organic jeans and yoga lessons for her cat?" And I'm not on welfare! I'm on disability, for my sickle cell anemia.


What do you guys think? (and by the way I don't think the guy's jokes needed to be changed I just wanted to try Victor's challenge). I can't think of any jokes for the 9/11 time machine one yet.