1561: Cakes and Candies

Keith · 03-26-2012, 03:24 PM

"I want you to punch your cunt."

zappbrannigan · 03-26-2012, 04:00 PM

Maybe the fat lady in the Hunger Games with you, Keith, brought all that food into the theatre because she thought she was competing in the Hunger Games, too. That IMAX "ultimate movie experience" slogan can be misleading.

EDIT: By the way, I remember finding a porn magazine in the garbage can in the playground at school when I was in 3rd grade. Weird stuff.

WSEIII · 03-26-2012, 05:29 PM

A good poll question would have been: 6.3 good or bad. To me it sounds like a B-.

Keith · 03-26-2012, 05:52 PM

What school did you go to? (Nevermind that you didn't answer if it was good or bad.)

WSEIII · 03-26-2012, 06:00 PM

Yeah you're right 6.3 would be a D.

zappbrannigan · 03-26-2012, 06:33 PM

If I remember correctly, it was decent. I was in 3rd grade, so I really just leafed through it and put it back.

I assume it was put there by teenagers the night before. It wasn't uncommon to find smashed beer bottles on the pavement.

dannyhatch · 03-26-2012, 09:46 PM

One should bear in mind that for the inaugural episode of The Keith Show, I got super super drunk.

Enunciated Piffle · 03-26-2012, 10:41 PM

Congrats to Chemda on her very first fan tattoo. Most cool. Way to go Dave; you are the man. Also, very excited to hear about a Keith Show episode with the Hatch. I'm in! What will Danny's L' chaim/ catch-phrase be, I wonder? I feel like his drink could be a version of an Irish Car Bomb, which is a shot of jameson dropped into a pint of guiness...

punk'n · 03-26-2012, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle

I feel like his drink could be a version of an Irish Car Bomb, which is a shot of jameson dropped into a pint of guiness...

Here, it's a shot of half Jameson, half Bailey's dropped into a Guiness. Everything that's Irish at the bar thrown into one glass and chugged.

dannyhatch · 03-26-2012, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle

Congrats to Chemda on her very first fan tattoo. Most cool. Way to go Dave; you are the man. Also, very excited to hear about a Keith Show episode with the Hatch. I'm in! What will Danny's L' chaim/ catch-phrase be, I wonder? I feel like his drink could be a version of an Irish Car Bomb, which is a shot of jameson dropped into a pint of guiness...

Guests don't get catchphrases.

But mine would be rock out with your cock out.

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zappbrannigan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 447	Maybe the fat lady in the Hunger Games with you, Keith, brought all that food into the theatre because she thought she was competing in the Hunger Games, too. That IMAX "ultimate movie experience" slogan can be misleading. EDIT: By the way, I remember finding a porn magazine in the garbage can in the playground at school when I was in 3rd grade. Weird stuff. Last edited by zappbrannigan; 03-26-2012 at 05:29 PM.
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WSEIII Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Nebraska Posts: 1,200	A good poll question would have been: 6.3 good or bad. To me it sounds like a B-.
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Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,542	What school did you go to? (Nevermind that you didn't answer if it was good or bad.)
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zappbrannigan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 447	If I remember correctly, it was decent. I was in 3rd grade, so I really just leafed through it and put it back. I assume it was put there by teenagers the night before. It wasn't uncommon to find smashed beer bottles on the pavement.
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