156: Relationship Lesson #47

[BrianA]

Sent out my email. XM + KATG = FUCK YEAH!

And are you guys doing wireless on the laptop?

[jms257]

I also have emailed.

My wife wanted to get married in a church (although she's not religious), but I was afraid I would burst into flames when I walked in the door. We ended up getting married in a historical church that no longer had a congregation or pastor, etc. That way I didn't feel as if I was selling out to the religious, but she got to get married in a church. This seemed to work out pretty good. Another nice thing was that her aunt is an Evangelical pastor, so she married us. This meant we got to skip that whole - meet with the pastor, get the marriage lecture that nobody wants to hear, lie and tell him you haven't slept together - ordeal.

Later.

[deuce]

please post the people's addresses at XM we are supposed to email...
that would be most convenient..Thank you, oh yea, i almost forgot it's cause "I don't know what I am doing... I never even seen a computer before..." something like that malley? ;-) you guys rock!!

[deuce]

Originally Posted by Stephanie O

stevec@foundrymusic.com
ben@foundrymusic.com


TELL XM TO GET 'EM BEFORE SIRIUS DOES!!!

I started from the second page of the thread apparantly and did not see Stephanie posted it. sorry..

[oliath]

khunts .........

[Bass Dave]

Good show. I'm only half way through it, but congratulations for keeping the Dane Cook love to only 10 minutes. I bet $10 you can't do three shows in a row without mentioning him.

[Fluffy]

One year, I found myself with a chick who was as repelled by chocolates as most women who cry 'It'll make me fat!' Yadda yadda.

I took one of those big, dumbass, red Valentines heart shaped chocolate boxes. Opened it, removed the chocolates, wadded up dollar bills into balls and stuck THEM into the paper cup things in the box. I gave it to her in front of other people so she couldn't bitch about the Chocolate. She opened the box, and everyone got to see the little green gift I gave her. I threw in some $5's as well as $1's, tastefully decorated.

Advantages:
I Kept the Chocolate.
I had to go out and get the bills, so where would a guy go to get small bills? STRIP CLUB!
Blow Job for the sweet, sensitive guy I am.

Sure, it was, basicly paying for sex, but even at that point in time, I knew this chick wasn't 'The One' so.. fuckit.

[LD]

for Valentine's Day when she was younger, Sandra Bullock made a nice little pubic heart and died it red for her boyfriend.

Not really useful info, but I thought I'd share it anyway.

If you're a guy you can also paint your dick to look like an arrow, then it would be all romantic and stuff. You know, like Cupid firing his arrow and impaling the vaginal heart of your loved one with a fleshy projectile.

[xaaron-in-japanx]

Hey! Great show! Who's the comedian who you use to play out the show?!?
Many thanks!
Aaron

[Darrell]

DICE you fucktard!