1561: Cakes and Candies

skyelo · 03-27-2012, 11:16 AM

Who is marrying Dan Allen? I don't believe he was even dating, last we heard form him.

eoguy · 03-27-2012, 11:41 AM

Does the opening jingle blast into anyone elses headphones at a distorted level these days? I think it started around the time K&C had computer problems.

Bucho · 03-27-2012, 01:32 PM

Hearing Keith and Chemda take the piss out of that Paris Hilton croak/moan thing dumb bitches love to do had me rolling. They're thinking they're talking in a sexy voice, I'm thinking "Aw crap, sounds like somebody needs an emergency tracheotomy".

6.3 = not worth seeing in the theatre but if I just got done jerking off and it came on TV and I was too relaxed to get off the couch I wouldn't change the channel. But I was so charmed by how dorky and endearing Jennifer Lawrence was on Letterman I'll probably head out to see it anyway. I'm smart like that.

unohisname · 03-27-2012, 04:21 PM

I can't stop playing that phone call to rachel. To funny.

Sorin Markov · 03-27-2012, 06:09 PM

The Hatch:

Gin and Cream
or
Jager and Orange juice

dannyhatch · 03-27-2012, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sorin Markov

The Hatch:

Gin and Cream
or
Jager and Orange juice

Do you guys really hate me that much?

lizzy1e · 03-28-2012, 04:16 AM

If you also get this energy drink over there, it would be a great ingredient for a "down the hatch". Twitpic - Share photos and videos on Twitter

dannyhatch · 03-28-2012, 04:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lizzy1e

If you also get this energy drink over there, it would be a great ingredient for a "down the hatch". Twitpic - Share photos and videos on Twitter

Okay, come on now...

lizzy1e · 03-28-2012, 04:46 AM

What? I thought it was a good thing.

GreenLee1 · 03-28-2012, 07:54 AM

My recipe for the “Down the Hatch”
1. Order any drink from the bar
2. Show everyone your penis
3. Drink the drink you ordered

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03-27-2012, 11:16 AM	#21 (permalink)
skyelo Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 93	Who is marrying Dan Allen? I don't believe he was even dating, last we heard form him.
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03-27-2012, 11:41 AM	#22 (permalink)
eoguy Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 69	Does the opening jingle blast into anyone elses headphones at a distorted level these days? I think it started around the time K&C had computer problems.
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03-27-2012, 01:32 PM	#23 (permalink)
Bucho Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Aotearoa Posts: 3,883	Hearing Keith and Chemda take the piss out of that Paris Hilton croak/moan thing dumb bitches love to do had me rolling. They're thinking they're talking in a sexy voice, I'm thinking "Aw crap, sounds like somebody needs an emergency tracheotomy". 6.3 = not worth seeing in the theatre but if I just got done jerking off and it came on TV and I was too relaxed to get off the couch I wouldn't change the channel. But I was so charmed by how dorky and endearing Jennifer Lawrence was on Letterman I'll probably head out to see it anyway. I'm smart like that.
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unohisname Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Norfolk,VA Posts: 167	I can't stop playing that phone call to rachel. To funny.
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Sorin Markov Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 153	The Hatch: Gin and Cream or Jager and Orange juice
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lizzy1e Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Namibia, Africa Posts: 262	What? I thought it was a good thing.
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GreenLee1 Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Tallahassee, FL Posts: 23	My recipe for the “Down the Hatch” 1. Order any drink from the bar 2. Show everyone your penis 3. Drink the drink you ordered
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