1557: Don't Believe the Hype

Keith · 03-20-2012, 02:58 PM

"No! No! I'm not ready! I said no!"

Lauren Hennessy

denden · 03-20-2012, 05:35 PM

hey what about the agnostic atheist option?! =P

dannyhatch · 03-20-2012, 05:44 PM

I really loved that movie Ratatouille.

zappbrannigan · 03-20-2012, 06:08 PM

http://www.dimitrithelover.com/animation/dykes.htm

Yeah, this dude is fucked up alright.

EDIT: By the way, that 3rd call is not Dimitri. There's too many jokes in it, the voice is similar but not the same, and the audio quality is much different. I'm going to assume if the 3rd call was recorded from Olga's cell phone, the sound quality would be exactly the same as the other two.

This dude is too funny:

WSEIII · 03-20-2012, 07:31 PM

I am a believer, American Baptist if you're curious, but I'm also lucky enough to live in a country that doesn't tell me you need to worship this god this way. I feel that one of the reasons why there are so many religions, and christian denominations, is that humankind doesn't fully understand God and what he requires from us as far as worship is concerned.

whatotherway · 03-21-2012, 05:01 AM

Anything you ate, drank or inhaled up to 72 hours before your eruption could have cause the problem Keith.

We have to include inhaled now for two reasons,

1) a recent study that suggests that New York has some of the highest levels of fecal material in the air in spring and fall... most of it from dogs, but they've found bacteria that normally comes from human waste as well.

2) norovirus infections come about from inhaling a virus from when someone with the infection has coughed or sneezed in your vicinity. Most viruses you need to be infected with several thousand before they can overcome your immune system, but recent studies have suggested that the norovirus can cause infections from inhaling just one of the virus particles.

DinosaurSr · 03-21-2012, 08:40 AM

I basically stood up and clapped when Keith was going on about god and how he isn't necessarily a force of good. It's an excellent point, and I've been thinking about it for years.

I know a lot of people who are agnostic, and a lot of those agnostics claim that if there was evidence that the Christian god, for example, existed, they'd become a Christian and praise the lord, etc. But what about the Christian god is so good? The Old Testament shows the lord as a murderer and a whiner, he's horribly unpleasant and illogical.

If you ask me, I'd be the one doing the judging when I got to heaven, not god. I'm the one who should be doing the questioning, right? What's all this about owning slaves? And this stuff about shaving your face and sideburns being a sin... did you really mean that? And what's this stuff about you flooding the earth, killing everything but Noah and a few animals, destroying existence on the entire planet? And why did you stop doing miracles around the same time cameras were invented?

Just because he's the creator or ruler or whatever doesn't mean we have to think he's the greatest thing that exists- what kind of North Korean mentality is that?

dEadERest · 03-21-2012, 08:55 AM

^^ this could be one of favorite forum posts ever

i basically sat here and read it

DinosaurSr · 03-21-2012, 09:10 AM

that movie looks corny as fuck, lol. I'll have to watch it.

It could actually be used as a good argument for atheism.

dEadERest · 03-21-2012, 09:12 AM

it is that, featuring a young David Duchovny

View Poll Results: Do you believe in God?
I am a believer.	19	12.26%
I am an agnostic.	47	30.32%
I am an atheist.	89	57.42%
Voters: 155. You may not vote on this poll

03-20-2012, 02:58 PM	#1 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 14,222	1557: Don't Believe the Hype "No! No! I'm not ready! I said no!" Lauren Hennessy
(Offline)

03-20-2012, 05:35 PM	#2 (permalink)
denden Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 21	hey what about the agnostic atheist option?! =P
(Offline)

03-20-2012, 05:44 PM	#3 (permalink)
dannyhatch Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 1,591	I really loved that movie Ratatouille.
(Offline)

03-20-2012, 06:08 PM	#4 (permalink)
zappbrannigan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 447	http://www.dimitrithelover.com/animation/dykes.htm Yeah, this dude is fucked up alright. EDIT: By the way, that 3rd call is not Dimitri. There's too many jokes in it, the voice is similar but not the same, and the audio quality is much different. I'm going to assume if the 3rd call was recorded from Olga's cell phone, the sound quality would be exactly the same as the other two. This dude is too funny: Last edited by zappbrannigan; 03-20-2012 at 07:22 PM.
(Offline)


Keith and The Girl is a free comedy talk show and podcast Check out the recent shows Click here to get Keith and The Girl free on iTunes. Click here to get the podcast RSS feed. Click here to watch all the videos on our YouTube channel.

03-20-2012, 07:31 PM	#5 (permalink)
WSEIII Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Nebraska Posts: 1,200	I am a believer, American Baptist if you're curious, but I'm also lucky enough to live in a country that doesn't tell me you need to worship this god this way. I feel that one of the reasons why there are so many religions, and christian denominations, is that humankind doesn't fully understand God and what he requires from us as far as worship is concerned.
(Offline)

03-21-2012, 05:01 AM	#6 (permalink)
whatotherway Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Luton, UK Posts: 161	Another reason for Keith to stay in doors. Anything you ate, drank or inhaled up to 72 hours before your eruption could have cause the problem Keith. We have to include inhaled now for two reasons, 1) a recent study that suggests that New York has some of the highest levels of fecal material in the air in spring and fall... most of it from dogs, but they've found bacteria that normally comes from human waste as well. 2) norovirus infections come about from inhaling a virus from when someone with the infection has coughed or sneezed in your vicinity. Most viruses you need to be infected with several thousand before they can overcome your immune system, but recent studies have suggested that the norovirus can cause infections from inhaling just one of the virus particles. Last edited by whatotherway; 03-21-2012 at 05:18 AM.
(Offline)

03-21-2012, 08:40 AM	#7 (permalink)
DinosaurSr Junior Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Frankenstein, Missouri Posts: 16	I basically stood up and clapped when Keith was going on about god and how he isn't necessarily a force of good. It's an excellent point, and I've been thinking about it for years. I know a lot of people who are agnostic, and a lot of those agnostics claim that if there was evidence that the Christian god, for example, existed, they'd become a Christian and praise the lord, etc. But what about the Christian god is so good? The Old Testament shows the lord as a murderer and a whiner, he's horribly unpleasant and illogical. If you ask me, I'd be the one doing the judging when I got to heaven, not god. I'm the one who should be doing the questioning, right? What's all this about owning slaves? And this stuff about shaving your face and sideburns being a sin... did you really mean that? And what's this stuff about you flooding the earth, killing everything but Noah and a few animals, destroying existence on the entire planet? And why did you stop doing miracles around the same time cameras were invented? Just because he's the creator or ruler or whatever doesn't mean we have to think he's the greatest thing that exists- what kind of North Korean mentality is that?
(Offline)

03-21-2012, 08:55 AM	#8 (permalink)
dEadERest Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: new 6'1" 206 lbs Posts: 5,452	^^ this could be one of favorite forum posts ever i basically sat here and read it
(Offline)

03-21-2012, 09:10 AM	#9 (permalink)
DinosaurSr Junior Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Frankenstein, Missouri Posts: 16	that movie looks corny as fuck, lol. I'll have to watch it. It could actually be used as a good argument for atheism.
(Offline)

03-21-2012, 09:12 AM	#10 (permalink)
dEadERest Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: new 6'1" 206 lbs Posts: 5,452	it is that, featuring a young David Duchovny
(Offline)

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)

Join the Show