1584: Private Dancer

[Blitzgal]

Originally Posted by Strawdog

Holy shit Junk, that's fuckin' retarded.

Er, or I could've just gone with this.

[DWarrior]

Originally Posted by Cretaceous Bob

Here's an idea, Junk: write down your policy of crime and punishment on a national scale that 1) empowers people to kill other people without a trial, and 2) isn't incredibly ripe for dystopian abuse. If you can't do that (so far nobody in all of human history has), maybe stop assuming that every single person who was born before you was a fucking idiot.

Yeah, "you should kill the bad people and not kill the good people." Thanks Junk. You're a visionary.

Make murder a free market and let the invisible hand decide!

[Rufio]

Pt 1

Grim Colberty Tales with Maurice Sendak Pt. 1 - The Colbert Report - 2012-24-01 - Video Clip | Comedy Central

Pt 2

Grim Colberty Tales with Maurice Sendak Pt. 2 - The Colbert Report - 2012-25-01 - Video Clip | Comedy Central

[Robotron]

Originally Posted by Junkenstein

personally, i am against the whole idea of lòawyers and the legal system. If you arte safe that the perpetrator is a sexual offender, kill him. end of argument and no need for trials.

Just when you thought Keith's justice couldn't get any stupider. Now for those with cases that aren't so cut and dry we just let them lose and hope karma catches up. Or kill them anyway. Both are equally retarded.

[Bucho]

Originally Posted by zappbrannigan

I've accidentally dialled 911. I was on break at my job a few years back and I heard a quiet voice. I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone and saw that it had somehow dialled 911. Thankfully the operator was understanding.

All those open-face phones are scams, anyway. Before I switched to an iPhone I'd regularly pull my phone out of my pocket to find that it was on the web, and once I even bought a ringtone by accident. These phone companies know that most people don't have data plans on their phones so they make the web app central in the home screen.

Can't believe you made up this whole story just so you can maintain the ruse that you bought that Hilary Duff ringtone "by accident".

[zappbrannigan]

Originally Posted by Bucho

Can't believe you made up this whole story just so you can maintain the ruse that you bought that Hilary Duff ringtone "by accident".

How did you know?

[ElleJ]

Screw that No Mothers Day stuff. I've spent the last 12 months of my life swollen, hormonal, fat and sweaty and the last 3 covered in puke...Don't take my first mothers day away from me! I don't get presents from my husband for other holidays or birthdays but this day is really special to me. It was always a big deal to my mom, and now I get why.

And baby in a bar? Guilty. I do wear her though, so I don't come in with my monstrosity of a stroller taking up room. I just like to feel a little normal sometimes, even though I can only have one drink. I'm lucky enough to stay home with my daughter, but it's nice to talk to adults and feel normal.

Most places and people are awesome and just silently judge me, rather than give weird looks or say something. It's awesome living in NYC, I think it might be different elsewhere. But I do constantly think of Sweet Home Alabama: "Look at you! You have a baby! In a bar!"

[DWarrior]

Originally Posted by ElleJ

Screw that No Mothers Day stuff. I've spent the last 12 months of my life swollen, hormonal, fat and sweaty and the last 3 covered in puke...Don't take my first mothers day away from me! I don't get presents from my husband for other holidays or birthdays but this day is really special to me. It was always a big deal to my mom, and now I get why.

And baby in a bar? Guilty. I do wear her though, so I don't come in with my monstrosity of a stroller taking up room. I just like to feel a little normal sometimes, even though I can only have one drink. I'm lucky enough to stay home with my daughter, but it's nice to talk to adults and feel normal.

Most places and people are awesome and just silently judge me, rather than give weird looks or say something. It's awesome living in NYC, I think it might be different elsewhere. But I do constantly think of Sweet Home Alabama: "Look at you! You have a baby! In a bar!"

Do you have a fake ID for the baby?

[ElleJ]

Best idea ever, D!

[Boricua67]

I think this guy was wearing a pair of those special underwear you talked about Keith.

Man dies in the middle of a lap dance at a strip club