1585: The Flash

stulagu · 05-11-2012, 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by DWarrior

pretty sure getting milk sucked out of you counts as losing weight.

seriously, do you think gallons come out?

Heinrich · 05-11-2012, 02:36 AM

Who gets uncomfortable by seeing boobs?

I say the more public boobs the better!

edgycandy · 05-11-2012, 02:46 AM

My KATG Tattoo would be Winter Has No Floor in chinese letters.

edgycandy · 05-11-2012, 02:56 AM

I was lost on a train and had to go to the map but there was a breast feeding moron sitting there. She could have sat anywhere else. Of course I couldn't find my stop on the map so I had to hover over the sucking forever. I just hope she was more uncomfortable than I was. And she did not use any boob cover. Not sure that was her baby.

BrianAlt · 05-11-2012, 05:45 AM

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Originally Posted by stulagu

seriously, do you think gallons come out?

Why would you take anything seriously here?

Midwest Mike · 05-11-2012, 07:49 AM

I love watching interviews with Ted Nugent. He reminds me of interviews I would see of Charles Manson years ago. Both of them are bat shit crazy and you never know what is going to come out of their mouths. The Nuge has done a lot of good for a lot of people, but I don't agree with him politically. I do find his insanity (in small doses) to be quite entertaining, much like Manson.

stulagu · 05-11-2012, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by BrianAlt

Why would you take anything seriously here?

that is a very good point.

-=AJ=- · 05-11-2012, 11:35 AM

The stories about the flash mob reminded me of this what happened last week.

Every year on May 5th we, the Dutch, hold two minutes of silence at 8pm in remembrance of the dead (namely people who died during WWII). So my girlfriend just arrived at the airport from a business trip around that time. And as announced through the speakers, everyone stood still at 8 sharp and the entire airport went dead-silent for two minutes (in fact, the whole country).

My girlfriend noticed some American women with their eyes glaring. At first she thought the women were just in awe of the fact that people were so respectful, but as the national anthem started playing, notifying everyone the two minutes were over, the women made eye-contact, walked over and blatantly asked; "Was this some kind of Improv Everywhere flash mob?" Contemplating the answer for a split second which answer would be more satisfying, my girlfriend answered; "Yes. This actually was a world record attempt." The women believed her, comedy prevailed!

Great show by the way. I loved how Charlie was more at ease this time.

operababe · 05-11-2012, 01:00 PM

I thought you burned calories while breast feeding because of the continuous production of milk? If you don't breast feed, your body doesn't have to do that extra step each day. So TECHNICALLY you could be "loosing weight"... but it probably isn't a whole lot. Like how you burn more calories in a seated position than in a lying position....

Enunciated Piffle · 05-11-2012, 01:05 PM

Our midwife's 5 yr old son would happily run into the room and nurse right in the middle of our check-up. It got to be so common, we neverminded it. We would talk shit immediately on the ride home, though. Our daughter nursed until age 2.5 and is super healthy, however, and the benefits of nursing are huge. Also, fuck this Time cover. It turns the natural into bullshit. Another-also, the MILF on the cover: hotty.

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edgycandy Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: San Francisco Posts: 31	BF I was lost on a train and had to go to the map but there was a breast feeding moron sitting there. She could have sat anywhere else. Of course I couldn't find my stop on the map so I had to hover over the sucking forever. I just hope she was more uncomfortable than I was. And she did not use any boob cover. Not sure that was her baby. Last edited by edgycandy; 05-11-2012 at 03:01 AM.
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Midwest Mike Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 70	The Motor City Madman I love watching interviews with Ted Nugent. He reminds me of interviews I would see of Charles Manson years ago. Both of them are bat shit crazy and you never know what is going to come out of their mouths. The Nuge has done a lot of good for a lot of people, but I don't agree with him politically. I do find his insanity (in small doses) to be quite entertaining, much like Manson.
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-=AJ=- Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Amsterdam Posts: 61	The stories about the flash mob reminded me of this what happened last week. Every year on May 5th we, the Dutch, hold two minutes of silence at 8pm in remembrance of the dead (namely people who died during WWII). So my girlfriend just arrived at the airport from a business trip around that time. And as announced through the speakers, everyone stood still at 8 sharp and the entire airport went dead-silent for two minutes (in fact, the whole country). My girlfriend noticed some American women with their eyes glaring. At first she thought the women were just in awe of the fact that people were so respectful, but as the national anthem started playing, notifying everyone the two minutes were over, the women made eye-contact, walked over and blatantly asked; "Was this some kind of Improv Everywhere flash mob?" Contemplating the answer for a split second which answer would be more satisfying, my girlfriend answered; "Yes. This actually was a world record attempt." The women believed her, comedy prevailed! Great show by the way. I loved how Charlie was more at ease this time.
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operababe Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Toronto Posts: 89	I thought you burned calories while breast feeding because of the continuous production of milk? If you don't breast feed, your body doesn't have to do that extra step each day. So TECHNICALLY you could be "loosing weight"... but it probably isn't a whole lot. Like how you burn more calories in a seated position than in a lying position....
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Enunciated Piffle Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Montana Posts: 4,080	Our midwife's 5 yr old son would happily run into the room and nurse right in the middle of our check-up. It got to be so common, we neverminded it. We would talk shit immediately on the ride home, though. Our daughter nursed until age 2.5 and is super healthy, however, and the benefits of nursing are huge. Also, fuck this Time cover. It turns the natural into bullshit. Another-also, the MILF on the cover: hotty.
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