159: Suck My Halloweenie

Keith · 10-20-2005, 07:33 PM

"I couldn't think of a phrase or something that would be on Wheel of Fortune that doesn't have a curse word in it."

ryancurtis · 10-20-2005, 09:23 PM

Glad you got the show up as soon as you did, but i have been downloading it for close to an hour now. Maybe time for a better host so i can hear Chemda jerking off a little quicker.

rellek · 10-20-2005, 10:41 PM

Trick-or-treaters are dicks in my neighborhood too. When I use to hand out candy, hillbilly kids well over 15 with no costumes and two bags would expect handfuls of candy. Now every year I just put out an empty bowl with a note that reads "take one". Beggars night should really be renamed little assholes night.

emkje · 10-21-2005, 03:43 AM

I've heard 20 minutes of the show so far and I feel so dirrrty!!

You guys have no shame. I'll keep listening now.

germuhknee · 10-21-2005, 03:53 AM

"When you look like ... you're trick-or-treating as a prequel to the crime you're gonna commit later tonight, I'm not giving you any fucking Snickers bars. Fuck you."

Gotta love it.

weejamer · 10-21-2005, 05:26 AM

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Originally Posted by ryancurtis

Glad you got the show up as soon as you did, but i have been downloading it for close to an hour now. Maybe time for a better host so i can hear Chemda jerking off a little quicker.

I got it in less than 2 mins dude could it be your own isp?

unknownsoldier · 10-21-2005, 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by weejamer

I got it in less than 2 mins dude could it be your own isp?

Whole portions of the internet were down for a few hours today, perhaps that was it?

libsyn can be dodgy sometimes, i downloaded one of those download manager thingies though so even if it freezes i can resume

dropshadows · 10-21-2005, 09:55 AM

Patrice was on a roll today. I laughed a lot at her jokes. The Macy Gray songs were good.

Canian · 10-21-2005, 10:09 AM

Hey Keith and Chemda,

About that couple with the 16 kids....

Back in the day, one of my friends in High School was the grandson of a guy that had 22 (YES TWENTY-TWO) children with two wives, and yes he was a strict catholic who apparently liked to screw his wife as soon as the doctor said it was ok. The first wife had 4 kids and the second had 18. Of those 22 kids the were NO twins and one of them was mildly retarded (the second to last one).

By the time I met my friend Nick, grandson of the guy who fathered the 22, most of the 22 had gotten married. I was invited to join my friend on one of the last wedding receptions in which every brother and sister (of the 22) and all their childeren (including some of the grandchildren of the 22) were invited. I don't think I've EVER seen a more lopesided reception in which the grooms side had about 10 tables of people and the other 40-50 tables was this sea of people directly related to eachother.

Incidently of the 22 only 5-6 moved out of my hometown and the rest take up a full two pages in the phone book between themselves, their children, and their grandchildren. ALSO one of the 22 is now the mayor of the city ( we figure it had something to do with the 22 gets a few of their friends to vote for their brother).

This in part is why I got out of a town where in the phone book 6 or more names take up more than a page (and no Smith is not one of those names).

Sincerely
Canian

MichaelG · 10-21-2005, 11:30 AM

The Idea Show:

"The Finish Cover sheet" Wall Mounted (I guess Keith needs to shave is balls and Belly

"Jerk off on the Go" a travel Pack with extra lube. (aloe?)

"Do Not Disturb Halloween Signs" "Stop Begging" For Kids with no Costume.

New TV Show on Fox -- "Marry me for Money/Greencard"

Lottery Ticket "Yes or No"
Pee on the Ticket, how do you redeem it, will any clerk want to handle it?

Patrice was ON today.
"In an Auction" re: D Piddi oscar
The Macy Gray Songs.
"I hurt your Penis?" to Chemda

Michael Jordan Has always been a gambler. I think that is how his Dad "Died" Owing someone BIG, but he has always gambled on Golf, and he puts a couple hundred on a 2 foot putt.

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ryancurtis Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 7	jesus this download time is ridiculous Glad you got the show up as soon as you did, but i have been downloading it for close to an hour now. Maybe time for a better host so i can hear Chemda jerking off a little quicker.
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rellek NO BRUMSKI Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: NYC! Posts: 966	Trick-or-treaters are dicks in my neighborhood too. When I use to hand out candy, hillbilly kids well over 15 with no costumes and two bags would expect handfuls of candy. Now every year I just put out an empty bowl with a note that reads "take one". Beggars night should really be renamed little assholes night.
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10-21-2005, 03:43 AM	#4 (permalink)
emkje Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 45	I've heard 20 minutes of the show so far and I feel so dirrrty!! You guys have no shame. I'll keep listening now.
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germuhknee Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Germany Posts: 687	Marry me too, Patrice "When you look like ... you're trick-or-treating as a prequel to the crime you're gonna commit later tonight, I'm not giving you any fucking Snickers bars. Fuck you." Gotta love it.
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dropshadows Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Toronto, Ontario Posts: 22	Patrice was on a roll today. I laughed a lot at her jokes. The Macy Gray songs were good.
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10-21-2005, 10:09 AM	#9 (permalink)
Canian Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Worcester, MA Posts: 2	Hey Keith and Chemda, About that couple with the 16 kids.... Back in the day, one of my friends in High School was the grandson of a guy that had 22 (YES TWENTY-TWO) children with two wives, and yes he was a strict catholic who apparently liked to screw his wife as soon as the doctor said it was ok. The first wife had 4 kids and the second had 18. Of those 22 kids the were NO twins and one of them was mildly retarded (the second to last one). By the time I met my friend Nick, grandson of the guy who fathered the 22, most of the 22 had gotten married. I was invited to join my friend on one of the last wedding receptions in which every brother and sister (of the 22) and all their childeren (including some of the grandchildren of the 22) were invited. I don't think I've EVER seen a more lopesided reception in which the grooms side had about 10 tables of people and the other 40-50 tables was this sea of people directly related to eachother. Incidently of the 22 only 5-6 moved out of my hometown and the rest take up a full two pages in the phone book between themselves, their children, and their grandchildren. ALSO one of the 22 is now the mayor of the city ( we figure it had something to do with the 22 gets a few of their friends to vote for their brother). This in part is why I got out of a town where in the phone book 6 or more names take up more than a page (and no Smith is not one of those names). Sincerely Canian
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MichaelG Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In my chair Posts: 4,566	The Idea Show: "The Finish Cover sheet" Wall Mounted (I guess Keith needs to shave is balls and Belly "Jerk off on the Go" a travel Pack with extra lube. (aloe?) "Do Not Disturb Halloween Signs" "Stop Begging" For Kids with no Costume. New TV Show on Fox -- "Marry me for Money/Greencard" Lottery Ticket "Yes or No" Pee on the Ticket, how do you redeem it, will any clerk want to handle it? Patrice was ON today. "In an Auction" re: D Piddi oscar The Macy Gray Songs. "I hurt your Penis?" to Chemda Michael Jordan Has always been a gambler. I think that is how his Dad "Died" Owing someone BIG, but he has always gambled on Golf, and he puts a couple hundred on a 2 foot putt.
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