1598: FREE SODA

[Keith]

Originally Posted by Robotron

She claims the syrup to water content from a soda fountain is better to her pallet.

Oh okay, you stupid shithead.

[Robotron]

Originally Posted by Keith

Oh okay, you stupid shithead.

That wasn't even my statement, I clearly stated that SHE claimed it was better to her pallet and that she was an addict. Either you can't read or you are grasping at straws.

I should mention that McDonalds diet coke could taste different for several reasons, they have a different diameter straw (thus giving a different 'reward response' to the person drinking it), a unique water to syrup mix, water quality, or any number of things that would effect taste. So to say that a store might have a different "tasting" coke isn't ENTIRELY irrational (despite how dumb me or anyone else thinks it is). However the same could be said about the psychosomatic response to drinking the beverage that someone is used to. If one drinks a subway fountain diet coke out of a McDonalds cup (without realizing it) it could taste like a McDonald's coke. The human brain has a way of tricking you into believing things that aren't empirically true to protect you from past experiences and knowledge. Much like Keith and his experience with the 'double-down' sandwich at KFC. We all know it is terrible for you, but technically it holds less fat and calorie value than just eating say 3 pieces of chicken instead of the 2 and some cheese. Either way to doubt that fountain drinks taste the same as a 2 liter of coke from a 7/11 would just be to ignore the nutritional facts of the beverage itself. To make money (which is a businesses main goal) the fountain drinks are watered down to get as much bang for your buck. My moms main complaint with 2 liters of coke is that it is too strong. So Your argument is invalid and like I said grasping at straws. Most of your fans, and just about every guest disagrees with you. Either we are all dumb or you are just going with your gut feeling, which isn't based in reality or evidence.

[invader]

The notion of trying to legislate moderation is silly, and mildly unsettling.

What‘s with all the hate and vitriol spewed at fat Americans?

Also I never understood the whole thing about “I stop drinking soda and lost a ton of weight.” If you cut out any element in your diet that is a major calorie source you are going to have a noticeable drop in weight in a relatively short amount of time. If you aren’t a soda drinker to begin with and gave up all drinks except for water you would have just as noticeable a drop in weight if not more.


Also what the hell was up with Face-boy’s “cock tease” non sequitur?

http://youtu.be/5rWlmIsg98s

[Robotron]

Originally Posted by invader

What‘s with all the hate and vitriol spewed at fat Americans?

If Obama's health care plan gets implemented we would be paying for irresponsible fat fucks healthcare, which can add up. That is the rational reason, however something makes me think that most of the hatred just comes from fat people being deemed unappealing based on today's cultural norms. While I agree that regulating moderation through legislature is very silly and ineffective. Obesity remains an ever present problem that will cost us resources in the long haul which could be allocated towards better goals.

[dannyhatch]

I'd just like to say that my penis isn't actually mashed. It's not gonna win any contests but it's not that bad.

[Keith]

Originally Posted by Robotron

I'm an ignorant douche.

Now we're getting somewhere.

What business does your idiot mom run? I can't imagine...

[Fourbid]

I drink quite a bit of diet soda, but I'm not too worried about it. I also smoke and drink a lot.

I figure either they'll all kill me. Or, they'll all fight each other over who gets to kill me and I'll end up immortal in the end.

[Robotron]

Originally Posted by Keith

What business does your idiot mom run? I can't imagine...

She runs a small advertising business building websites, brochures/flyers, TV and print ads. If you are questioning whether she is smarter than someone who never went to college, smoked crack, and went to jail. I would say yes. If we are only the sum of only a handful of actions than I would say by your logic someone who can't manage to go their whole life and stay out of prison is one of the stupidest people I have talked to. Of course that isn't how I feel, I don't make those kinds of judgments based off of one set of a persons actions like going to prison or drinking a little too much pop.

[Keith]

I guarantee I'm smarter than your retarded mother. I'm willing to take some kind of online test with this imbecile live over the Internet. You can watch it as it happens, you dumb-fuck.

[Robotron]

Ok, well seeing as how the only thing you have actually said so far is "idiot, retard, dumbshit, ect". And not made any actual points I think we are done here. You want to 'test' my mom because you know I would never do that and it makes for easy quips. I admit I have too much time on my hands but I have to draw the line somewhere. You would make a great lawyer Keith, just keep calling everyone a dumbshit until they get bored and would plea to anything just to end it.