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sklXbns 06-08-2012 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Lantern_o (Post 725439)
The episode was great i'm not disputing that you stupid fuck. But bringing up that the show is free and so you have to like every fucking second of it is alot of shit.

Now why dont you shut the fuck up before i slap Keith's dick out your mouth.

So, someone can shit all over something just because it doesn't please them? There's no way they can just keep their negative opinion to themselves? These are the same people who go to a party with an open bar and complain about the type of free beer being served. And they don't tip the bartender, either. That's who you're defending. Free-loading, cheapskate, entitled, negative fucks. Are you a child rapist lawyer, by chance?

And it's Pride Month. I'm taking one for the team.

Lantern_o 06-08-2012 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by sklXbns (Post 725445)
So, someone can shit all over something just because it doesn't please them? There's no way they can just keep their negative opinion to themselves? These are the same people who go to a party with an open bar and complain about the type of free beer being served. And they don't tip the bartender, either. That's who you're defending. Free-loading, cheapskate, entitled, negative fucks. Are you a child rapist lawyer, by chance?

And it's Pride Month. I'm taking one for the team.

We obviously have very different ideas of what shitting all over something is. It just looks to me like James type of comedy wasn't for him, no big deal. If we're to keep any negative opinions to ourselves shouldn't the same be said for any postives to.

And i'm not defending anyone, i'm just against the idea that it's okay to say how great the show is, but the minute you go the other way you get told to shut the fuck up.

Lantern_o 06-08-2012 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by zappbrannigan (Post 725444)
Question: Would you slap Sklxbns' face, or any part of Keith's shaft that's sticking out to get the dick out of his mouth? Or, wait, are you picturing Sklxbns in the process of deepthroating Keith, thus rendering it so that your only option would be to slap his face?

I think you've put more thought into this one than me, i just thought it sounded funny.

sklXbns 06-08-2012 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Lantern_o (Post 725446)
And i'm not defending anyone, i'm just against the idea that it's okay to say how great the show is, but the minute you go the other way you get told to shut the fuck up.

Let's have a look at what you have built. Where can we all see what you've spent years crafting? What have you developed on your own that is so goddam perfect that it is beyond any and all criticism?

Saying a guest isn't funny does absolutely nothing. It's just outward, aimless negativity. So, fuck you if you don't think someone is funny. Don't laugh. Can't someone just turn off the show and keep their disgust to themselves? Who owes any of us anything? These guest has spent years, in most cases, crafting their art. What forums member is so goddamned important they are entitled and even encouraged to express their disapproval of a guest on the show? Please. Those people aren't doing anyone a favor. You didn't shit on anything, but you aren't helping by defending these fuck face critics.

Jo_Culprit 06-08-2012 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by sklXbns (Post 725459)
Let's have a look at what you have built. Where can we all see what you've spent years crafting? What have you developed on your own that is so goddam perfect that it is beyond any and all criticism?

Saying a guest isn't funny does absolutely nothing. It's just outward, aimless negativity. So, fuck you if you don't think someone is funny. Don't laugh. Can't someone just turn off the show and keep their disgust to themselves? Who owes any of us anything? These guest has spent years, in most cases, crafting their art. What forums member is so goddamned important they are entitled and even encouraged to express their disapproval of a guest on the show? Please. Those people aren't doing anyone a favor. You didn't shit on anything, but you aren't helping by defending these fuck face critics.

Dude, da fuck? One dude merely said that James didn't resonate with him and you're carrying on like he raped your dog. If he had said "James sucked ass, he should find a new job" then yes, shoot him in the head, he's just being a douche for the sake of being a douche.

austindude 06-08-2012 11:00 PM

Holy shit this guy is hilarious
 
Much better than his first guest spot, he better win some kind of katg award again.
I personally loved the Michael Caine impression, though Jesse Ventura was great, and spot on.
Besides James being funny, this motherfucker is fucking sexy as hell.

He totally got me when he mentioned Peter Dinklage, because I've also been attracted to midgets from time to time. Yes it's weird.

dannyhatch 06-08-2012 11:29 PM

We all know explaining comedy only makes it that much funnier, so here are my thoughts on James: He's flat-out fucking hilarious and I think that's because of the places he takes his impressions. He reels you in with the spot-on voices and then climbs to crazier and crazier heights with the character. I love that shit. He's on Comedy Bang Bang a lot and he does an impression of Huell Howser that devolves into Huell inventing racism and it is so brilliant. Here it is on YouTube: Huell Howser Invents Racism - YouTube

I think it's great.

sklXbns 06-08-2012 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Jo_Culprit (Post 725462)
Dude, da fuck?

Yes?

andyoureuglytoo 06-09-2012 12:34 AM

Fuckin' Aces 10.

Wow.

Laughed so hard at the gym that I had to leave.

Powerhouse 06-09-2012 12:43 AM

Just downloaded this show, sounds likea good one. Hey i don't care what 2 homo's do in there bedroom just don't like it when they advertise there fruityness. Wonder if keith feels like a failure after his chick turned gay after being with him. That's got to make you check yourself. Wonder why I don't care if 2 girls get it on. I wouldn't care if one of my 2 daughters were gay. They are 21 and 16. I don't have any boys but if i did and caught him sucking cock I would disown him. funny how that works out. I think all fathers feel my way and if they don't they gotta be stupid or half queer themselves. Why would you want your son, someone you love dearly choose to be gay and get ridcluded his whole life


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