1618: Danger! Danger! Part 1

Junkenstein · 07-11-2012, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Keith

He's just telling it like it is. His cock can be equated to parts of a baby. Sorry you can't handle facts.

im totally not jealous. i have a cock the size of a negro baby. a small one. and i use it for homo endeavours with english people. there ya go powerhouse.

pmbailey · 07-11-2012, 02:26 PM

It was funny listening to Keith talk about firing small caliber weapons in TN (.22 cal and 9mm). You've been locked in NYC too long. You should have tried a .50cal pistol (like a Desert Eagle) or .50cal rifle. If you thought that little 9mm had a kick a Desert Eagle probably would have left a bruise on your forehead --- LOL.... Now that would make for some good KATG-TV!

2nd amendment (and VIP) baby!

Blitzgal · 07-11-2012, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Keith

He's just telling it like it is. His cock can be equated to parts of a baby. Sorry you can't handle facts.

Pics or GTFO.

pmbailey · 07-11-2012, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by pmbailey

2nd amendment (and VIP) baby!

This is fun for shooting in the basement when I'm bored. Sheriff's department says I can't fire it outside because it may scare the neighbors, but firing it inside the house is ok. It's just an AK-47/22 (sports model .22cal). The real AK-47 7.62x39mm I gotta take to the range though

picard102 · 07-11-2012, 03:30 PM

Open the fly and pull down the top of the underwear. Those fly's in underwear are too much hassle.

King Will · 07-11-2012, 05:22 PM

I do both. If I'm wearing a suit unzip the fly and go because the two button, clip and belt undoing is fucking tedious. If i'm wearing jeans or anything else though pop it over.

Powerhouse · 07-12-2012, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Junkenstein

im totally not jealous. i have a cock the size of a negro baby. a small one. and i use it for homo endeavours with english people. there ya go powerhouse.

Good for you Junkenstein, I bet your real popular with the english. Are you refering to 'english"the way the Amish do?

Powerhouse · 07-12-2012, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Blitzgal

Pics or GTFO.

Would love to accomodate you Biltzgal but I think my wife would have other thoughts. Enjoy the fantasy biltzgal and let your imagination run wild!!!

View Poll Results: MEN ONLY: When you go to the bathroom...
you use the fly feature of your underwear and pants.	43	49.43%
you pull the front of your pants down.	35	40.23%
Gross! I'm a lady!	9	10.34%
Voters: 87. You may not vote on this poll

07-11-2012, 02:26 PM	#12 (permalink)
pmbailey Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: ATL Posts: 85	Small caliber It was funny listening to Keith talk about firing small caliber weapons in TN (.22 cal and 9mm). You've been locked in NYC too long. You should have tried a .50cal pistol (like a Desert Eagle) or .50cal rifle. If you thought that little 9mm had a kick a Desert Eagle probably would have left a bruise on your forehead --- LOL.... Now that would make for some good KATG-TV! 2nd amendment (and VIP) baby!
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07-11-2012, 03:30 PM	#15 (permalink)
picard102 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Toronto, Ontario Posts: 2,949	Open the fly and pull down the top of the underwear. Those fly's in underwear are too much hassle.
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07-11-2012, 05:22 PM	#16 (permalink)
King Will Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: U of Connecticut Posts: 101	I do both. If I'm wearing a suit unzip the fly and go because the two button, clip and belt undoing is fucking tedious. If i'm wearing jeans or anything else though pop it over.
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