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View Poll Results: Should Myq and Micah's song be the bonus track on Keith's new stand-up CD?
Yes 63 80.77%
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Old 07-19-2012, 09:46 AM   #21 (permalink)
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That's true. I am at a point in my life where I can be choosy about the food I put into my body. 7-11 instant "potatoes" didn't make the cut.
That's fine. Good for you. Now if you can manage to work on not pissing on other people's choices you might be a real human some day!
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Old 07-19-2012, 09:49 AM   #22 (permalink)
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How much do you weigh?
How much do you drink?
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Old 07-19-2012, 09:51 AM   #23 (permalink)
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I think we got down to the meat of it.

Did you just try to eat the word 'meat' off of the screen?
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Old 07-19-2012, 09:54 AM   #24 (permalink)
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I think we got down to the meat of it.

Did you just try to eat the word 'meat' off of the screen?
Do you keep trying to lick that beer your forum avatar's holding?
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Old 07-19-2012, 10:00 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Lose some weight, buddy. I want to do this stupidity with you for a long, long time.

I want you to think of me with every set of stairs you take today. And then try to make your life better.

Like Chemda's What's My Name show with an EMT worker that's coming out today, I'm here to save you. You may yell at me, project, and call me all the names you want. As long as you get healthy.

I love you. Stay frosty.

(Not to be confused with 'frosting.' I just mean 'take it groovy.')
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Old 07-19-2012, 10:40 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Lose some weight, buddy. I want to do this stupidity with you for a long, long time.

I want you to think of me with every set of stairs you take today. And then try to make your life better.

Like Chemda's What's My Name show with an EMT worker that's coming out today, I'm here to save you. You may yell at me, project, and call me all the names you want. As long as you get healthy.

I love you. Stay frosty.

(Not to be confused with 'frosting.' I just mean 'take it groovy.')
You know Keith, I feel the same. You're a good guy, and I'd like you to be around for a long time too. So how about this, you go to AA for a year, give up drinking entirely and I'll let Myq make up a menu for me for a year, eating nothing but that.

How about it buddy? Because we can be two dudes, totally caring for each other in a not gay way. And let me say, that means I'm willing to go without bacon for you, you alcoholic fuck. That's some fucking love there.
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Old 07-19-2012, 10:43 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Finish chewing before you talk.
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Old 07-19-2012, 10:49 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Linejumper!

And yeah, a guy who can down 40's in his sleeveless shirts as he tells people they don't deserve 3X clothes or soda's doesn't come off snobish at all, right?

What would be your preferred term? Judgemental? Where'd I leave my thesaurus....
I do think "judgmental" works better for me.

It's been said "judge not lest ye be judged," which people always take to mean "don't judge." But it could also mean "judge, and be ready to be judged," which I think Keith is all about.
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I think it's hilarious to think of Keith as a snob.
i know, huh
much more of a rube and self-described scumbag and yet weirdly over-sensitive about it, endlessly amusing
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