1627: Spit Take

[Junkenstein]

another horrible outcome of the shootigns is that ive been seeing puns on them all oer the place and theyre lame

do these people think theyre edgy after all these days and identiucal "shott" or "joker" puns?

were there so many dumb puns for 9/11 too?

[operababe]

Originally Posted by zappbrannigan

Stop hiding behind the 2nd Amendment. Just admit you like shooting guns.

Bush has been called a war criminal. No militia stood up against him. Obama has been compared to Hitler. No militia has stood up against him. I'm willing to bet that some of the people making those comparisons are gun owners. So, either they're irresponsible assholes for making false and very serious accusations and, thus, should not own guns, or the 2nd Amendment is an excuse for people who like guns to own them. (Or both)

Unless the entire stunt team from the movie Commando is attacking your house, I don't think you need an assault weapon. The 2nd Amendment was created because back then the US didn't have a proper military and needed civilians to serve. Now the US has the most powerful military on the planet.

Well said.


This morning I took a pretty intense spill and fucked up my knee and shoulder. If I had a gun with me, I would have taught that pavement a lesson

[dEadERest]

Originally Posted by operababe

If I had a gun with me, I would have taught that pavement a lesson

sarcasm

[Alekseyev]

Originally Posted by zappbrannigan

stunt team from the movie Commando

And, let's be honest, even then...

[blu]

holy shit, Marga is hilarious!

[Jeff 500]

I'm a big fan of the show and write for IBTimes.com. I loved Keith's tweet and thought it was unbelievable the brother of one of the victim's emailed the show and loved the sense of humor so I wrote about it.

http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/366843/20120725/colorado-shooting-victim.htm

[zappbrannigan]

Should you not have asked Keith to get the supposed brother's e-mail address to confirm the story? I don't mean to bash your journalistic technique, but writing about what a guy who says he's the brother of a victim thinks seems... impulsive?

[Fourbid]

I'd like to get a gun, and then keep it.

2nd amendment is there to give me the right to shoot whatever object off of any head I please.

I think that's what it's about.

I've never passed US History class.

[BrianAlt]

Originally Posted by Fourbid

I've never passed US History class.

Thank goodness for full disclosure.

[Rufio]

Jesus people, the zombie apocalypse is nearing and you guys are arguing that we should use words instead of guns? GTFO