1632: Empty Juice Box

[Keith]

"You know what? This is my fuckin' head. You like it or you don't."


Mark Normand | Comedian

Paul Hooper

[Blitzgal]

Oooh, I can answer this one, because I have. And it's no big f'ing deal, really. Just don't do the comb over -- you're not fooling anyone.

[zappbrannigan]

I don't get into the Olympics, but I don't get into most sports. Even Hockey I really only follow during the playoffs (and even then I can't be bothered to watch any of the games).

[Bucho]

The most fun Olympics sports are the ones with the highest stakes. Win boxing gold and you're on your way to more lucrative contracts with promoters than if you don't. Take gold in yachting and pro-sailing teams will be calling you in the morning. Win equestrian and you get to fuck horses for free for the next four years.

The best sports to watch are those where victory leads to better things afterwards. Michael Phelps and Usain Bolt are multi-millionaires because of what they did at the Olympics, so there's drama in seeing if the old guard can hold the fort and keep those buckaroos rolling in or whether the hungry new lions can take their thrones. It's not life-or-death, but it is millions-or-tens.

[New here]

Instead of propecia Mark Norman should get a curtain on his head. Just kidding.

And Chemda I didn't mean you shouldn't be able to get a door. I thought it was mainly about muffling extra sound so that's why I suggested curtain off the cuff. But you should get all the doors you want.

[Fourbid]

I like the Olympics, you get to see people who have worked their whole lives for one moment fuck up and lose. That's fun for the whole family.

And I get my U!SA!'s out when we're winning, I also get to hate countries that I've never heard of.

American dream.

[WSEIII]

Anderson Cooper has grey hair and women like it. They wish he was straight, but hey what can you do.

Cassius Clay changed his name to Muhammad Ali when he became a Muslim.

[invader]

I’ve always shaved my head since I was a little kid, but I still took it kind of hard when I started to lose my hair. I would think to myself “damn now I can’t grow dreads if I wanted to.” Even though I went 24 years without even thinking about growing my hair out.

The idea of the Olympics is exciting… The worlds greatest athletes come together and when its all said and done only one will stand as the best in their discipline. But yeah it is pretty fucking boring.

[stulagu]

Honestly, I have a thing for bald men. LOVE them. And I don't mind a half bald head (though I would prefer if they just buzzed off all their hair).

[NazT N8]

Poop diving!