1635: Mars Bars

Andrea's toothbrush · 08-07-2012, 12:27 PM

When I woke up and groggily looked at the monitor to get my podcast and saw Patrice's face on this episode's post...It was like coming upon a beautiful oasis in the sun scorched desert. I haven't heard from her in so long.

fredd · 08-07-2012, 01:59 PM

Keith, the TSA budget is bigger than NASA's, a lot bigger. They put a SUV-sized rover on fucking MARS for 2.5 billion dollars (that's spent every 35 hours or so by your military by the way). If you can't support that, then I don't know what to say. Yearly, NASA's budget is 0.5% of the federal budget. I can't agree with what you said, sorry. I'm not gonna tell you to watch the video that explains how difficult it was to land a rover of this caliber 349831981 miles away, because I realize you already don't care and that's totally fine, but saying it's a waste of money is just wrong!

Also, before you say anything about the shots coming out from it right now, these are just the initial test hazcam captures, to see if the rover landed well and so on. the real cameras are mounted on the rovers mast, which will be in operation in a week according to NASA.

Bucho · 08-07-2012, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by JSZilla

This 11 year old "singer" owes my ears an apology....Jesus. I would be worse than her, but I wouldn't sing it either. This could be a regular segment; how many of these butcherings exist?! 500?

I don't think the American flag is the best (please - it's not even top 10) but the anthem is either the best or at least top 2 with France's. The Star Spangled Banner is so damn good that even when it's butchered I like hearing it.

jpj1421 · 08-07-2012, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Bucho

I don't think the American flag is the best (please - it's not even top 10) but the anthem is either the best or at least top 2 with France's. The Star Spangled Banner is so damn good that even when it's butchered I like hearing it.

Ehh, I prefer America The Beautiful.

JSZilla · 08-07-2012, 05:25 PM

I prefer Born in the USA. =x

dannyhatch · 08-07-2012, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by WSEIII

I'm not giving Keith an apology because A I didn't do anything to him to feel sorry about and B he's got a big enough head already.

Sorry about him, Keith...

Bucho · 08-07-2012, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by jpj1421

Ehh, I prefer America The Beautiful.

It's your right to be wrong, and that's what's beautiful.

KitFromCA · 08-08-2012, 12:53 AM

Have to agree, there's no reason to stay with your parents for long if you're over 18. I'm 25 and I moved out before I was 18 and yeah, I'm still in college, but I'm working on two degrees that will be finished next year and I'm making my way by selling stuff on ebay and Craigslist, not even employed or taking student loans. Anyone can make it work, just put a little fucking effort in to it.

Uncast · 08-08-2012, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by jpj1421

Ehh, I prefer America The Beautiful.

Meh, I prefer "Me So Horny"

Is it just me or does Fat Keith sound a little bit like Bane? "No one cared who I was, until I put on the weight."

jjamis · 08-08-2012, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Uncast

Meh, I prefer "Me So Horny"

Is it just me or does Fat Keith sound a little bit like Bane? "No one cared who I was, until I put on the weight."

Hadn't thought of that one. I thought it was like Woody Harrellson when he played Larry Flynt.

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08-07-2012, 12:27 PM	#11 (permalink)
Andrea's toothbrush Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 164	Patrice When I woke up and groggily looked at the monitor to get my podcast and saw Patrice's face on this episode's post...It was like coming upon a beautiful oasis in the sun scorched desert. I haven't heard from her in so long.
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fredd Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 21	Keith, the TSA budget is bigger than NASA's, a lot bigger. They put a SUV-sized rover on fucking MARS for 2.5 billion dollars (that's spent every 35 hours or so by your military by the way). If you can't support that, then I don't know what to say. Yearly, NASA's budget is 0.5% of the federal budget. I can't agree with what you said, sorry. I'm not gonna tell you to watch the video that explains how difficult it was to land a rover of this caliber 349831981 miles away, because I realize you already don't care and that's totally fine, but saying it's a waste of money is just wrong! Also, before you say anything about the shots coming out from it right now, these are just the initial test hazcam captures, to see if the rover landed well and so on. the real cameras are mounted on the rovers mast, which will be in operation in a week according to NASA. Last edited by fredd; 08-07-2012 at 02:07 PM.
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JSZilla Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: North Carolina Posts: 540	I prefer Born in the USA. =x
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KitFromCA Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Highlands, CO Posts: 6	Have to agree, there's no reason to stay with your parents for long if you're over 18. I'm 25 and I moved out before I was 18 and yeah, I'm still in college, but I'm working on two degrees that will be finished next year and I'm making my way by selling stuff on ebay and Craigslist, not even employed or taking student loans. Anyone can make it work, just put a little fucking effort in to it.
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