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Keith 08-21-2012 11:31 PM

1639: Sister Wife
"Every time I seem like I'm being an asshole, believe me, somebody somewhere is being healed."

Eliot Glazer

.ilana glazer.

WSEIII 08-22-2012 12:57 AM

Great show and guests.

In reference to tipping I recently ate at our local Valentino's pizza restaurant and had 4 cents coming to me in change. The girl at the cash register asked me if I wanted the change to go to my waitress. I told her no and I already left a dollar on the table for a tip. She must've asked this question so many times that it was routine but could you imagine getting a 4 cent tip, I'd be pissed.

I kind of view tipping this way. A rich person giving a poor person a trifle of what they really could give.

Bucho 08-22-2012 03:24 AM

Loved these guests but during the talk about babies Eliot says, "If you have the power to create life that's kind of incredible, but on the other hand if you have the power to save a kid's life who otherwise would be ignored, that's equally powerful."

Except that creating life is not incredible. I'm not saying there's anything wrong with it, but it's one of the most mundane things that happens on this Earth. Imbeciles can do it. Evil people can do it. Sea anenomes can do it. Creating life is barely more incredible than eating and shitting. In fact it's so unincredible (aka credible) that most people have to put time and effort into not creating life when they fuck. It happens accidentally.

The experience of the individual in following this same base biological urge that every animal and plant and bacteria follows may be a sublime, beautiful and fulfilling personal experience, and the mechanisms by which organisms precreate are endlessly fascinating, but in the greater scheme of things the power to save a little human's life who would go otherwise ignored is orders of magnitude more powerful than simply giving a sperm permission to burrow into an egg.

There are very few things more heroic than choosing to adopt. Just another reason Chemda is completely fucking awesome.

Keith 08-22-2012 06:53 AM

Bucho once saw a newborn baby come out of a woman's vagina in person. I remember him looking at that and going, "Like yawners!"

bluenova 08-22-2012 08:39 AM

I actually sneezed at 58:25 and was startled when Keith said "Bless you" right after. Thank you Keith.

Keith 08-22-2012 08:56 AM

I'm a man of the people. Nay, the man of the people.

LondonAsh 08-22-2012 09:59 AM

WTF was that? That show was painful to listen to. Worst guests ever.

scottperezfox 08-22-2012 10:06 AM


Originally Posted by LondonAsh (Post 731023)
WTF was that? That show was painful to listen to. Worst guests ever.

I disagree. I enjoyed the Glazers. Ilana has a very hot voice.

scumbag 08-22-2012 12:20 PM

blasting old comedians for their material, without taking the time period when they made it into account, is like calling the wright brothers retards for not immediately inventing the space shuttle

Subsonix 08-22-2012 12:20 PM

Dear Ilana,

Shut the fuck up so Eliot can speak.

... Too harsh? Apologies to all.


Keith IS my hero. All he asks is a little respect. That's all. Too much to ask?


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