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Old 09-12-2012, 09:48 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 09-12-2012, 11:50 AM   #12 (permalink)
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I swear religious people just pick and choose what is and isn't silly about their own shit. It makes it so confusing to talk about religion when half of the time that person is telling you they don't follow THAT part of the teachings. How am I supposed to know YOU'RE the one who thinks the anti-gay, misogynist or racist teachings are "silly" to you?

Seems like SOMEONE must be okay with the shit because it routinely creeps it's way into our laws and politics. The people on TV or in pulpits seem to really believe this shit. How can we have a discussion where everyone has their own personalized version or religion tailor fitted to them? And if that is the case why does the larger groups of religious people end up being so hateful?
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Old 09-12-2012, 05:38 PM   #13 (permalink)
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On her radio show sometime prior to 2004, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following response is an open letter to Dr. Laura:

Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law.

I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge
with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual
lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly
states it to be an abomination. ... End of debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of
God's Law and how to follow them.

1. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a
pleasing odour for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbours. They
claim the odour is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus
21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her
period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do I
tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offence.

4. Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and
female, provided they are purchased from neighbouring nations. A
friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not
Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

5. I have a neighbour who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2.
The passage clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated
to kill him myself?

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an
abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I
don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there 'degrees' of abomination?

7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a
defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my
vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair
around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.19:27.
How should they die?

9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me
unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different
crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two
different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse
and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of
getting the whole town together to stone them? - Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we
just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people
who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable
expertise in such matters, so I am confident you can help.

Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

Your adoring fan,

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Old 09-12-2012, 05:44 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Did she answer this letter on the air?
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That's what people don't get.
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Why can't I own Canadians?
Yeah! No fair!
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On her radio show sometime prior to 2004, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following response is an open letter to Dr. Laura:

This one's been around at least since 2000. It appeared on an episode of The West Wing that year. That's the same year that Dr. Laura made an apology on her show for saying that gay people are "biological errors" and "deviants."
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I do love how religious fanatics have such huge problems with not even marriage, but even civil unions between gay partners, but have absolutely no problem with people who marry based solely on getting some insurance or some other legal benefit but have such an open marriage that they don't really see each other and fuck whomever they choose. That's fine, but not gay marriage. Fucking retards.
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