1655: The Glass is Half-Dirty

[Keith]

"You know how you were the hottest? Do that!"


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[sklXbns]

Today was a day of justice. Chemda ran after and confronted the phone thieves, and not to take anything away from her accomplishment, I had my own victory over injustice, too.

My car was struck by a van whose driver wrongly merged into my lane following a turn. He said that I was not beside him, (when I was), at the stoplight and during the turn but facing him across the intersection before turning. Because of his bullshit lies, the cop declared this a no-fault incident.

I went to every surrounding business asking if there was any surveillance footage that showed the incident. The last place I went, I found an witness! And because of that witness, that lying prick of a shitbag was found to be at fault for the collision.

Fuck yeah to making justice happen!

[WSEIII]

Every bar, except lesbian, is an open bar if you're a woman.

good guest

Fiona Apple just got arrested for drugs. She's like remember me?

Jesus had a wife? No wonder he was always hanging out with his disciples.

[incognegro13x]

Jesus turning water into wine, and turning a ho into a house wife. Who would have figured. This political shit is making people go nuts. Anyone catch this?

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[Blitzgal]

Originally Posted by WSEIII

Every bar, except lesbian, is an open bar if you're a woman.

Nope.

[thirteen]

Sorry, not all women love weddings. Similar to what Keith said, I'm always happier when the whole thing is over.

Otherwise the guest was great.

[BrianAlt]

Originally Posted by thirteen

Sorry, not all women love weddings. Similar to what Keith said, I'm always happier when the whole thing is over.

Come on, so it's not true that MOST women do? And some men do too.

I don't think anyone was eliminating the extremes. It was a generality.

[Keith]

She said she was sorry.

[Blitzgal]

Originally Posted by BrianAlt

Come on, so it's not true that MOST women do? And some men do too.

I don't think anyone was eliminating the extremes. It was a generality.

He did say "every woman" several times. Weddings suck. They're expensive for everyone involved.

My favorite wedding was this shotgun wedding of a high school friend when I was 19. $80 bridesmaid's dress and ham and cheese sandwiches at a dive bar for the reception. The best man puked Tornados up and down the bathroom hallway, and one of the other bridesmaids went into hysterics when the DJ played Boys II Men, because that had been "our song." She was already married and divorced at the age of 20.

The bride and groom are still together, though. Good for them. I went back to college grateful that I'd escaped that shit life.

[BrianAlt]

Originally Posted by Blitzgal

He did say "every woman" several times. Weddings suck. They're expensive for everyone involved.

Yes he did. I still didn't take it as an absolute.