1668: Sexual Weirdness Guaranteed

Dean from Australia · 10-15-2012, 09:38 AM

In South Australia, there's a town called Iron Knob.

Jonny Face · 10-18-2012, 10:47 AM

It can't be that safe to go asleep with a nose bleed.

I had a friend who died that way. He got drunk, fell on his way home and got a nosebleed. He went to sleep on his back and the blood dripped down into his airway..because he was passed out drunk, he didn't wake up and basically drowned in his sleep. Scary shit

JoeBoRx · 10-21-2012, 11:52 AM

I usually get caught up on the show when I go to the gym or go for a jog. Today I was listening to this episode while running a half marathon. My race time was 1:45 but if I were Paul Ryan, my time would have been 1:15 using his logic (lying). See Paul Ryan Marathon Calculator. I wish I lived in the magical land of unicorns and leprechauns that Mr. Ryan lives in, my time would have been amazing!!

I was born, raised, and trained in Wisconsin. I have never seen a guy as in shape as this jerk off back in the Badger State. To really connect with his constituents, he should really eat some more cheese and sausage, gain some weight, and not have a running mate who is morally opposed to BEER. This Paul Ryan guy has been violating the good name of Wisconsin for his own political gain and it makes me sad.

On a brighter note he may lose both his bid for vice president and reelection in Wisconsin on November 6.

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Dean from Australia Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Adelaide, Australia Posts: 1,297	In South Australia, there's a town called Iron Knob.
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10-18-2012, 10:47 AM	#12 (permalink)
Jonny Face Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: London Posts: 103	It can't be that safe to go asleep with a nose bleed. I had a friend who died that way. He got drunk, fell on his way home and got a nosebleed. He went to sleep on his back and the blood dripped down into his airway..because he was passed out drunk, he didn't wake up and basically drowned in his sleep. Scary shit
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10-21-2012, 11:52 AM	#13 (permalink)
JoeBoRx Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 4	Marathon Time I usually get caught up on the show when I go to the gym or go for a jog. Today I was listening to this episode while running a half marathon. My race time was 1:45 but if I were Paul Ryan, my time would have been 1:15 using his logic (lying). See Paul Ryan Marathon Calculator. I wish I lived in the magical land of unicorns and leprechauns that Mr. Ryan lives in, my time would have been amazing!! I was born, raised, and trained in Wisconsin. I have never seen a guy as in shape as this jerk off back in the Badger State. To really connect with his constituents, he should really eat some more cheese and sausage, gain some weight, and not have a running mate who is morally opposed to BEER. This Paul Ryan guy has been violating the good name of Wisconsin for his own political gain and it makes me sad. On a brighter note he may lose both his bid for vice president and reelection in Wisconsin on November 6.
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