1673: I'll Fuck Your Mom

Keith · 10-19-2012, 07:05 PM

"If they get VIP, and they don't think it's worth it, I'll fuck their mom!"

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dannyhatch · 10-19-2012, 10:09 PM

Love the intro! My favorite Rolling Stones song (out of the, like, five that I know.)

WSEIII · 10-20-2012, 12:07 AM

Forgot to bring my license to fuck, so I've got to take matters into my own hand

So PMS is psychosomatic?

da_ticklah · 10-20-2012, 08:53 AM

2 moms and then the mom of my kids

Point of information for all who care to listen. DON'T HAVE CHILDREN

thirteen · 10-20-2012, 09:20 AM

Keith has obviously only dated women who have some level of PMS above medium (I'm trying to find a way of scaling it, but it's difficult). I've seen it happen to about 60 - 70% of the women I know. Not 100%.

Although Keith is right that cramps, headaches, etc. are a cause for bad moods. Just like they would be for any person.

Dig Nates.

Keith · 10-20-2012, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by thirteen

Although Keith is right that cramps, headaches, etc. are a cause for bad moods. Just like they would be for any person.

I heard a little tone in that. Sounds like somebody's having a little PMDD...

NoArmsJames · 10-20-2012, 01:21 PM

Sorry if this is slightly disappointing Keith but I have an attendant who comes in for a few hours a day. She helped me look for more bed bugs and she cleans and crap like that.

Keith · 10-20-2012, 01:53 PM

Wow. I don't know if bed bugs would be in my job description.

King Will · 10-22-2012, 09:16 AM

Hm, I've fucked a Dad before. So does that count?

Keith · 10-22-2012, 10:27 AM

If he was a mom, yes.

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WSEIII Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Nebraska Posts: 1,200	Forgot to bring my license to fuck, so I've got to take matters into my own hand So PMS is psychosomatic?
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thirteen Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 1,098	Keith has obviously only dated women who have some level of PMS above medium (I'm trying to find a way of scaling it, but it's difficult). I've seen it happen to about 60 - 70% of the women I know. Not 100%. Although Keith is right that cramps, headaches, etc. are a cause for bad moods. Just like they would be for any person. Dig Nates.
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NoArmsJames Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 1,526	Sorry if this is slightly disappointing Keith but I have an attendant who comes in for a few hours a day. She helped me look for more bed bugs and she cleans and crap like that.
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Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,544	Wow. I don't know if bed bugs would be in my job description.
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Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,544	If he was a mom, yes.
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