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11-09-2005, 08:12 PM | #1 (permalink) |
PARTY! SUPER PARTY!
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169: Nice to Know Ya, California
"I'm lookin' for two stick figures. One of 'em's always drinkin' I guess."
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11-09-2005, 10:00 PM | #5 (permalink) |
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i is de wurst speeler evr - com cradle me chemda!
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11-09-2005, 10:13 PM | #6 (permalink) |
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My random thoughts during listening to today's show:
-I wish I was so easily amazed (The way garbage is picked up in CA...WOW!) -Elections on Tuesday were only for referendums, local candidates, etc. -My Macintosh spell checks everything I type automatically (including Forum posts and AIM...god damn, I look like I know how to spell!) -Speaking of Adam Curry, did you read about how he wouldn't sponsor the Portable Media Expo (fucker) -The Spongebob Movie wasn't half bad actually (I mean, Hasselhoff is in it) -Is that new Disney movie Narnia? -Keith, don't be raciest against a yellow animated sponge -50 Dollar Cheeseburgers are very delicious with ketchup -I use my Debit card at McDonalds all the time. Better than carrying around cash and getting robbed. -KATG just keeps giving and giving - free medical care? Email me over a prescription -Zoolander was horrible - fell asleep during it -Chemda, what the fuck kind of voice is that? Spongebob doesn't sound like a woodchuck -Put that yellow sponge in me! JESUS! FUCK ME SPONGE! -LOL, sing in your REAL VOICE! (True Story) -Remember, KEITH did an excellent version of Every Morning This is something new I'm going to try and post for each episode. Some of this stuff might not make sense until you listen. Some stuff may still not make sense even after. |
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11-10-2005, 08:41 AM | #9 (permalink) |
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Re: Nice People
There's a gal from NYC who is living in my subdivion now. She's a pissed off 30 year old, but really, I've talked to her, and she's not really pissed off, she just doens't understand the south.
She's expressed irritation that everyone she walks by (she is a multi-mile daily walker) says hi to her or asks her how she's doing. She's asked me, "This neighborhood, it is middle class, these are normal people, right?" and I've tried to explain to her that people just say hi because, hey, it's a fellow human, I'll say hi. She, however, can't stand it when people say hi to her. So, she ignores them, which is considered rude, especially since she'll actually look at them. She says I"m ok though, yeah, right. I can tell she can't stand it when I say Hi, so sometimes I don't, adn I think that pisses her off. Hell, I think I've even offered her a soda before. I'm suprised she didn't knife me because of that. But, hey, it's the south. Edited to add: You don't have the big robot arm collecting your garbage? You got that many people who want to pick up the trash? Freakish. I'm in Alabama, we have giant mech garbagemen and long line tables in the post office. Man, Alabama is beating out NYC. Pigs are flyin'. Edited again to add: The one thing I've noticed about LA news casters is they all look like they're just moonlighting from their porn jobs. |
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11-10-2005, 08:56 AM | #10 (permalink) |
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Like we used to say in the Old Days, (before high property values):
Welcome to California, now Go Home. Just kidding. California is really great, stick around. you could find a clown job to tie you over, tour the state, visit a national park. |
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