1697: Mele Kalikimaka

iheartnihilism · 12-19-2012, 07:32 AM

I was all

Myka and then ^_^ Ben and Lauren!!*

The first time I ever smoked pot I was 14 and the 45 year old lady who hung out with my new high school friends and supplied it failed to mention that the blunt contained angel dust, coke/crack and an assortment of other drugs.
I was FLYING and loved it and then the 2nd time I smoked pot I was highly disappointed.

Edit: I could listen you guys sing Mele Kalikimaka all day. Just made me smile from ear to ear.

Enunciated Piffle · 12-23-2012, 05:17 PM

Yeah. That Meleke Mah-kuh intro by Lauren is super cute. She's got a great voice, as well. Ben banged some chick back in the day, huh? haha. LOved Chemda hosting this ep and all the guests. Only thing that confused me was the 'Pig Fucker' reference. Has Ben played that one before on show? Good to hear everyone happily coupled up...w/ the exception of that one 'closeted' lesbian comic. She's really funny though. I don't think stand up and happiness mix. Maybe it's for the best. Also, who fucks people with shit on their ass?

Scumhook · 12-27-2012, 09:04 PM

Nice ep. That fucking Hawaiian song was stuck in my head for a week afterwards, so thanks for that.

I'll probably buy the xmas CD soon and play it in February.

I played the song for a friend, and preceded it with the "how to pronounce Hawaii" bit because I liked Lauren's Hawaiian talking. I made the mistake of trying to describe Lauren & Chemda's relationship prior to playing it...

"OK, listen to this. The first girl grew up in Hawaii as a dude, still has her dick, but is a chick now but with probably keep the penis, and is dating the 2nd girl who is the girl in the KATG title and who used to date Keith but now isn't anymore... Anyway just STFU and listen to this".

iheartnihilism · 01-04-2013, 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Scumhook

"OK, listen to this. The first girl grew up in Hawaii as a dude, still has her dick, but is a chick now but with probably keep the penis, and is dating the 2nd girl who is the girl in the KATG title and who used to date Keith but now isn't anymore... Anyway just STFU and listen to this".

Lauren was born female and is, technically, female. I don't believe she ever had a dick. Used to be a lesbian, now identifies as male, no?

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12-19-2012, 07:32 AM	#11 (permalink)
iheartnihilism Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Jersey City Posts: 1,571	I was all Myka and then ^_^ Ben and Lauren!!* The first time I ever smoked pot I was 14 and the 45 year old lady who hung out with my new high school friends and supplied it failed to mention that the blunt contained angel dust, coke/crack and an assortment of other drugs. I was FLYING and loved it and then the 2nd time I smoked pot I was highly disappointed. Edit: I could listen you guys sing Mele Kalikimaka all day. Just made me smile from ear to ear. Last edited by iheartnihilism; 12-19-2012 at 07:59 AM.
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12-23-2012, 05:17 PM	#12 (permalink)
Enunciated Piffle Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Montana Posts: 4,080	Yeah. That Meleke Mah-kuh intro by Lauren is super cute. She's got a great voice, as well. Ben banged some chick back in the day, huh? haha. LOved Chemda hosting this ep and all the guests. Only thing that confused me was the 'Pig Fucker' reference. Has Ben played that one before on show? Good to hear everyone happily coupled up...w/ the exception of that one 'closeted' lesbian comic. She's really funny though. I don't think stand up and happiness mix. Maybe it's for the best. Also, who fucks people with shit on their ass?
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12-27-2012, 09:04 PM	#13 (permalink)
Scumhook Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Uranus Posts: 19,798	Nice ep. That fucking Hawaiian song was stuck in my head for a week afterwards, so thanks for that. I'll probably buy the xmas CD soon and play it in February. I played the song for a friend, and preceded it with the "how to pronounce Hawaii" bit because I liked Lauren's Hawaiian talking. I made the mistake of trying to describe Lauren & Chemda's relationship prior to playing it... "OK, listen to this. The first girl grew up in Hawaii as a dude, still has her dick, but is a chick now but with probably keep the penis, and is dating the 2nd girl who is the girl in the KATG title and who used to date Keith but now isn't anymore... Anyway just STFU and listen to this".
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