1700: White People Problems

The Girl · 12-18-2012, 06:13 PM

"I am completing because of our sexual activity."

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Metzican · 12-18-2012, 08:15 PM

I have not faked one but I have covered one up.

MacBrebonicks · 12-18-2012, 09:55 PM

This dude fakes orgasms all the time but women seem to love it. What do we do now? Should I copy his actions in the bedroom?

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Fourbid · 12-19-2012, 01:28 AM

I have once, I don't really remember what was wrong that night, I just really wasn't into it. And I thought that saying that would make things unnecessarily awkward for me. So I faked my orgasm and left as quickly as possible.

Keith · 12-19-2012, 03:24 AM

I fake the orgasm the moment I slide it in. The woman then looks nervous, and I say, "It's okay. I'm not done until you are." Then we begin.

dannyhatch · 12-19-2012, 03:28 AM

This is what I do.

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axxerd · 12-19-2012, 09:01 PM

I have faked once. I was getting a shitty blow job from my girlfriend when I was in college. It went on and on and there was no way it was happening, so I had to fake it.

Enunciated Piffle · 12-19-2012, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Keith

I fake the orgasm the moment I slide it in. The woman then looks nervous, and I say, "It's okay. I'm not done until you are." Then we begin.

Was this in the advice book? It's brilliant because it gives the illusion of caring.

Larion · 12-21-2012, 07:58 AM

Used some numbing agent and that shit worked way too well so yeah eventually I just faked it.

WittyReference · 12-21-2012, 09:02 AM

I faked an orgasm during phone sex because the fantasy disappeared from my head and the reality of the silliness set in and I just wanted it over.
Faked once during sex because I was too drunk to finish and was tired. I knew she had already cum and didn't want her to think I didn't enjoy it. I guess that's how women feel sometimes.

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MacBrebonicks Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 34	Men Faking Orgasms. This dude fakes orgasms all the time but women seem to love it. What do we do now? Should I copy his actions in the bedroom? OG Mudbone - 14 Inch Megacock Shooting Insane Cumloads
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Fourbid Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: East Lansing, MI Posts: 246	I have once, I don't really remember what was wrong that night, I just really wasn't into it. And I thought that saying that would make things unnecessarily awkward for me. So I faked my orgasm and left as quickly as possible.
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axxerd Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Newfoundland, Canada Posts: 22	I have faked once. I was getting a shitty blow job from my girlfriend when I was in college. It went on and on and there was no way it was happening, so I had to fake it.
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Larion Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Savannah GA Posts: 115	Used some numbing agent and that shit worked way too well so yeah eventually I just faked it.
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WittyReference Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 561	I faked an orgasm during phone sex because the fantasy disappeared from my head and the reality of the silliness set in and I just wanted it over. Faked once during sex because I was too drunk to finish and was tired. I knew she had already cum and didn't want her to think I didn't enjoy it. I guess that's how women feel sometimes.
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