1708: Take a Knee

Keith · 01-17-2013, 08:21 PM

"This is how horrible cancer is. It's killing imaginary people."

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jaredv1214 · 01-17-2013, 09:38 PM

people believe that the reason Teo made up the girlfriend and her death was to gain popularity to be a frontrunner for the Heisman

WSEIII · 01-17-2013, 09:40 PM

It's ok to pee in the shower so long as It's a private shower, and It's yours.

It's a story of a busted Johnson

Lord of the Rings, Lance Armstrong mash-up: One ball will lead them all.

Is Teo going to be charged with killing off his imaginary girlfriend?

invader · 01-17-2013, 09:41 PM

A star football player had to lie about a long distance girlfriend? Or maybe lied about getting played by long distance internet girlfriend? A star college football player that basically already had a pass to get into the NFL. Put me down for gay, what else could it be?

Or wait, wait? Assume a star college athlete, was most likely the shit in high school. So high school jock, for lack of a better term, fucks mad high school bitches, one of them takes it to heart. Now out of high school she decides to get revenge by making him fall in love with her, then faking her own death. If anything it would make a decent movie plot.

invader · 01-17-2013, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by jaredv1214

people believe that the reason Teo made up the girlfriend and her death was to gain popularity to be a frontrunner for the Heisman

That's a perfectly rational conclusion. Step it up, man. step it up.

jaredv1214 · 01-17-2013, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by invader

That's a perfectly rational conclusion. Step it up, man. step it up.

the story started after the 4th game of the season which is when Teo started to pick up national recognition and joined the Heisman talk

dannyhatch · 01-17-2013, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by invader

If anything it would make a decent movie plot.

It did make a decent movie plot. That movie was called Catfish.

sklXbns · 01-17-2013, 10:48 PM

Sometimes people don't just pee in the shower, they pee on other people in the shower. I'm not saying I've ever done that, but I do know of people who have.

Super Mario · 01-17-2013, 10:51 PM

Enunciated Piffle · 01-19-2013, 09:42 AM

"Cool bro, can we all gangbang her like we do? Ahhh.... She's dead." Holy shit. I cannot stop laughing.

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invader Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Bronx, NY Posts: 578	A star football player had to lie about a long distance girlfriend? Or maybe lied about getting played by long distance internet girlfriend? A star college football player that basically already had a pass to get into the NFL. Put me down for gay, what else could it be? Or wait, wait? Assume a star college athlete, was most likely the shit in high school. So high school jock, for lack of a better term, fucks mad high school bitches, one of them takes it to heart. Now out of high school she decides to get revenge by making him fall in love with her, then faking her own death. If anything it would make a decent movie plot. Last edited by invader; 01-17-2013 at 09:56 PM.
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