1709: A Battle in Brooklyn

[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by lizsquiz

I saw a person who looks exactly like your avatar in real life.

[Andrea's toothbrush]

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle

I crave that show like a Danny Hatch craving to make a new and clever pun

...but never succeeding.

I peed in the shower a few times (after I heard a comedienne talk about doing it), and it's convenient, but after I am done, I always get a whiff of urine smell as it's going down the drain. So I stopped doing it. I never smell it when I go in the toilet.

[BrianAlt]

Originally Posted by Scumhook

Red Hook sounds like a magical place.

It's a shithole that's really a place where cargo ships come in.

[lizsquiz]

Originally Posted by Scumhook

Yeah. My jaw actually dropped. Sorry for not saying hi

[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by BrianAlt

It's a shithole that's really a place where cargo ships come in.

I find containers to be quite mystical. Metal behemoths; their bellies full of wondrous goods from far off lands. Also, wharfies turn me on...

Originally Posted by lizsquiz

Yeah. My jaw actually dropped. Sorry for not saying hi

No wukkers on not saying hi. I'm a prick, and most likely would have told you to go fuck yourself.

[Enunciated Piffle]

Originally Posted by Andrea's toothbrush

...but never succeeding.

The thing I enjoy most about your posts is that they just ooze joy and positivity. Also, do you often mistake completely shitting on something as 'critiquing' or having an opinion? I bet your one of these rich, entitled twats, that sit around a cafe, on a beautiful sunny day in California, and just bitch and whine like you've real problems and nothing is quite good enough for you. Fuck your apathy. Fuck your boredom and 'ho-hum' attitude that just marinates and in the filth that is your 1st world problems. Why the fuck are you even listening to comedy - if you don't understand that the good kind comes from trial and error. Putting yourself out there and trying something new: KNOWING FULL WELL SOME OBNOXIOUS CUNT IN CAILFORNIA IS GOING TO PUT IN HER 2 BITS, although she herself has never been, nor will be: funny.

[Enunciated Piffle]

To be clear, Danny Hatch's puns don't always land, nor are all of them keepers, but when he does land one it's like a goddamn mega-ton bomb. To say they 'never' do is simply not true. Also, I find your toothbrush avatar disgustingly mundane and a poor attempt at being clever.

[dannyhatch]

I've never had two chicks fight over me before, thanks you two.

[sklXbns]

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle

The thing I enjoy most about your posts is that they just ooze joy and positivity. Also, do you often mistake completely shitting on something as 'critiquing' or having an opinion? I bet your one of these rich, entitled twats, that sit around a cafe, on a beautiful sunny day in California, and just bitch and whine like you've real problems and nothing is quite good enough for you. Fuck your apathy. Fuck your boredom and 'ho-hum' attitude that just marinates and in the filth that is your 1st world problems. Why the fuck are you even listening to comedy - if you don't understand that the good kind comes from trial and error. Putting yourself out there and trying something new: KNOWING FULL WELL SOME OBNOXIOUS CUNT IN CAILFORNIA IS GOING TO PUT IN HER 2 BITS, although she herself has never been, nor will be: funny.

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle

some katg fans r douchebags..who gives a fuck

Right?

[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by dannyhatch

I've never had two chicks fight over me before, thanks you two.

Chicks on the internet don't count.