1710: New Here

[starscream]

As someone who has had his written words read in Keith's misrepresentative tone, I don't think Keith actually listened to Brent Musburger talking about the Alabama quarterback's girlfriend. It was stupid, but it wasn't that weird. No weirder than how every sporting event's camerman just happens to find the hottest girl in the crowd to hold on a close up of for no reason. Or that we still have cheerleaders in a stadium where no one can hear them or wants to.

[Keith]

Well now you know it was weird.

[Enunciated Piffle]

As a gun owner, conspiracy-theory enthusiast, and all around crazy person living in Montana; let me say that Alex Jones...is fucking terrifying. That guy isn't just spreading fear and preying on people's paranoia for profit. That would be logical and from a capitalist's point of view: somewhat ok. No. He is utterly insane and believes in every word of his nonsense.

You know how 'Keep Austin Weird' is a popular slogan in Austin , Texas? Alex Jones lives there. Maybe tone it down a bit.

[ThePinkSuperhero]

We asked our noisy neighbors to turn off their extremely loud music. Guess what? They don't care! So we talked to the maintenance company (of the apartment building), even went as far as to get a lawyer to send them a letter. Guess what? They don't care! We file noise complaints with the police via NYC's 311 system. Guess what? They don't care. Moral of the story: if you have noisy neighbors, you might be screwed.

[Keith]

Good. Fuck 'em.

[Earl Dukes]

Originally Posted by WSEIII

Another neighbor of ours has a coon dog in the back yard. As far as we know the neighbor doesn't hunt. Every so often this dog starts baying. Not the dog's fault.

You know what you have to do.

[WSEIII]

Originally Posted by Earl Dukes

You know what you have to do.

Take the dog hunting?

[ImStillToni]

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle

That 'coon dog' is called a beagle.

THANK YOU for defining what a "coon dog" is, because for a half second I thought "are they niggerdizing (similar to bastardizing) dogs now too?"

I have yet failed to hear of a 'spic dog' and I'm married to one so I figured maybe I am out of the loop

[Junkenstein]

chinkittens are the worst

[kebri]

When my sister lived upstairs from me and got into a fight with her boyfriend, I called the cops. When I had downstairs neighbors blasting their music at 2am in the middle of the week I went down and knocked on the door but they didn't answer so I called the cops. When they were fighting a few weeks later I called the cops. I had asked a neighbor to turn his TV down, which he did, and then had the landlord calling me to tell me not to do it again. Of course that bitch didn't do anything when those fat bastards decided to start working out and would be running on the treadmill at 5 in the morning scaring the shit out of daughter cause she thought it was an earthquake.