1732: Cunts of the Southern Wild

Sparrow · 02-26-2013, 08:07 AM

nobody would have remembered that tweet in the morning had everyone not gotten their assholes hurt. and those folks generally wouldn't have seen it anyway because the onion is not their bag.

we are a nation of hysterics.

Cretaceous Bob · 02-26-2013, 08:55 AM

I got $200 by betting $50 Christoph Waltz would win. I don't give a fuck about the Oscars, but I love a free $200.

Enunciated Piffle · 02-26-2013, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Sparrow

we are a nation of hysterics.

Sometimes I wonder if anyone truly gives a shit. It feels more like people are just bored and/or narcissistic. I submit myself as evidence..

Earl Dukes · 02-26-2013, 01:09 PM

That's the thing. It's like somewhere along the line, everybody decided that getting outraged makes you a better person, like it's a form of compassion.

Enunciated Piffle · 02-26-2013, 02:18 PM

Lizsquiz got 20 out of 24: awesome. I'm a bit surprised Danny didn't get more. Sounded like everyone in the studio deferred to The Hatch on his flic pics. Fortunately, 'Mean Danny' appeared and made that scathing William Shatner failed to save his dead wife's life' joke.

Long live Mean Danny. If he was a Game of Thrones character, I kinda wonder what his helmet would be? A wolf's head? A wolf's head eating a pun? A scrabbleboard, perhap??

Also, goddamn-fucking Bruce Willis better be good in that 'Rise of the Cobra' movie this summer; or I (and other fans no doubt) will forget that Die Hard was and remains: amazing.

violachick8 · 02-26-2013, 08:06 PM

Regarding the Suze Orman thing. Both Keith and Chemda are a little bit right.
Some of the things like if you cant afford it dont buy it are totes basic common sense that there is definitely an audience for. Not everybody can learn their life lessons from KATG. So Chemda is right that she can be helpful but just like every single talking head you also need to look at how they're getting paid. When I was listening all I could think about was a Daily Show interview with the lady who wrote this book. Its about the people like Suze Orman who are portrayed as impartial helpers to us idiots but they really are kind of like an infomercial for stuff they get paid to promote. Link to interview Helaine Olen - The Daily Show with Jon Stewart - 02/20/13 - Video Clip | Comedy Central and a link to the book itself. Pound Foolish: Exposing the Dark Side of the Personal Finance Industry: Helaine Olen: 9781591844891: Amazon.com: Books
Just thought it was something I could actually speak from a place of knowledge as KATG doesnt much go into my subjects of specialty.

Andrea's toothbrush · 02-26-2013, 09:15 PM

You know Emmy gets mad when people say she looks like a black person.

Enunciated Piffle · 02-26-2013, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by violachick8

Not everybody can learn their life lessons from KATG.

You mean like the mentally retarded?

Scumhook · 02-26-2013, 10:01 PM

This thread has got me singing this great song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpVHWWHNpV4

Junkenstein · 02-27-2013, 02:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Scumhook

This thread has got me singing this great song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpVHWWHNpV4

i like you, scumhook

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02-26-2013, 08:07 AM	#11 (permalink)
Sparrow Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 5,396	nobody would have remembered that tweet in the morning had everyone not gotten their assholes hurt. and those folks generally wouldn't have seen it anyway because the onion is not their bag. we are a nation of hysterics.
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02-26-2013, 08:55 AM	#12 (permalink)
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Earl Dukes Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: St. Augustine, FL Posts: 457	That's the thing. It's like somewhere along the line, everybody decided that getting outraged makes you a better person, like it's a form of compassion. Enunciated Piffle and Scumhook like this.
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02-26-2013, 02:18 PM	#15 (permalink)
Enunciated Piffle Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Montana Posts: 4,080	Lizsquiz got 20 out of 24: awesome. I'm a bit surprised Danny didn't get more. Sounded like everyone in the studio deferred to The Hatch on his flic pics. Fortunately, 'Mean Danny' appeared and made that scathing William Shatner failed to save his dead wife's life' joke. Long live Mean Danny. If he was a Game of Thrones character, I kinda wonder what his helmet would be? A wolf's head? A wolf's head eating a pun? A scrabbleboard, perhap?? Also, goddamn-fucking Bruce Willis better be good in that 'Rise of the Cobra' movie this summer; or I (and other fans no doubt) will forget that Die Hard was and remains: amazing. Last edited by Enunciated Piffle; 02-26-2013 at 03:37 PM. Reason: Please Stop Making Die Hard 6: Bruce Willis
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violachick8 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Boston Posts: 287	Regarding the Suze Orman thing. Both Keith and Chemda are a little bit right. Some of the things like if you cant afford it dont buy it are totes basic common sense that there is definitely an audience for. Not everybody can learn their life lessons from KATG. So Chemda is right that she can be helpful but just like every single talking head you also need to look at how they're getting paid. When I was listening all I could think about was a Daily Show interview with the lady who wrote this book. Its about the people like Suze Orman who are portrayed as impartial helpers to us idiots but they really are kind of like an infomercial for stuff they get paid to promote. Link to interview Helaine Olen - The Daily Show with Jon Stewart - 02/20/13 - Video Clip \| Comedy Central and a link to the book itself. Pound Foolish: Exposing the Dark Side of the Personal Finance Industry: Helaine Olen: 9781591844891: Amazon.com: Books Just thought it was something I could actually speak from a place of knowledge as KATG doesnt much go into my subjects of specialty. __________________ Twitter
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