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03-06-2013, 06:18 PM | #21 (permalink) |
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[QUOTE=Scumhook;742339]I wanted to make a joke about 2 jews and a mick walk into a podcast QUOTE]
This is offensive. You failed to capitalize Jews and Mick. Get your shit together, Scumhook |
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I also liked hearing that.
Immediately I felt better about myself. All my poor life choices, my bad decisions, my failures and my crushing defeats seemed somehow to pale next to the description of your existence. Thank you for that. Please don't ever move out of your mother's basement. I need you as a reference point next time I drink 3 bottles of red and end up drunk in the McDonalds car park weeping over the fact I can no longer see my feet. |
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I'm not sure what Asberger's Syndrome is, but I'm absolutely sure that WSElll has it.
WSElll, have you ever read Of Mice and Men? I would like you to change your name to the character of 'Lennie Smalls.' Also, to show you that I'm not a complete asshole, I would like to start a kickstarter account for to purchase you a hooker. Surely there a few in Omaha, NE. I'm absolutely certain that getting you laid, (whil not raising your IQ or making you less of a fool, will absolutely cure this problem you have lvining in your mother's basement like a child. Also, pussy is great way to once and for all figure out your sexuality... I would also like to start a kickstarter that takes bets on that issue. |
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If you had ever experienced an orgasm, (with another person) you would understand that this is applicable. It is the greatest art imaginable.
We're all essentially hedonistic here, Bill. Get with the Goddamn program. |
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