It's literally a travesty that you haven't guested yet on the Hatch-recommendedly magnificent Earwolf podcast Who Charted? on one of your LA trips, hosted by the similarly space-disparaging Howard Kremer. Not only does he also have an ethnic co-host with parental dramas, love football and regularly rant about how movies shouldn't be longer than 90 minutes, dude's been tweeting anti-space propaganda for the last few weeks:

"Like a clueless grandma with nothing cool in her house, space wonders why nobody comes to visit."

"If you built a trap, holding area and observational facilities for a space alien, you'd have three different empty things to stash porn in."

"Like a one night stand with Teller, space is empty and quiet."

"Shut down Space World! Shut down Space World! Oh, wait- there is no Space World. Space has failed to produce even one critter of merit."

Etc.

He's literally your brother from a New Jersey mother and if you don't one day do each other's podcasts I will totally cry.

Eugene Mirman is great. I love him on StarTalk and I loved him on this show.