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03-12-2013, 01:25 PM | #11 (permalink) |
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"I hope you're ready for some premeditated murder because I already know we are about to kill it!"
I love you, Keith. Best opening line ever. I'm going to go enjoy the rest of the episode. |
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03-12-2013, 02:50 PM | #13 (permalink) |
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I have a question about Black Bart... May I ask it? Last edited by Enunciated Piffle; 03-12-2013 at 03:39 PM. Reason: seriously though, are there any more Black size L hoodies?? |
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It's arseholes like you who have fucked up what could have been a system that ensured everyone got great service at restaurants. Instead, we get a bunch of rude cocksuckers who think they deserve 15% or more for not doing their fucking job. CAVEAT!!!!!!: I know there are a lot of waiters who provide great service, and they should be tipped accordingly. One waiter took an order for our table of 6. Halfway through the first person, I asked him if he was going to write it down, he said "Nah, I got this". Turned out, the fucker did have it. He got every dish correct, and went above & beyond to ensure we had a great night. He got 25%. Bottom line - don't be a rude arsehole or an incompetent prick, and I'll double the tax. Do extra, and the tip goes up. Be a prick, and the tip goes down. I'm guessing from your "everyone is a speshul snowflake and deserves money for not doing their job" attitude, you'll be voting for Labor in the next election. |
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Dear God, whilst I no longer believe in you, CAVEAT! I would like your one follower in NYC to go bother his neightbor Keith Malley again so that Keith and Chemda can discuss how fucking weird and sexually repressed he appears to be on the Keith and the Girl podcast.
Amen. CAVEAT. I have no fucking clue what 'amen' means. I'm guessing it's Jewish for 'The End' but not sure. L'Chaim |
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