1754: Love the Sinner

[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by Super Mario

I get called nigger and I'm not even black

Fuck me!! I get the same thing.

Well, sort of.

Instead of "nigger" I get "fat hairy white inbred piece of shit" or "fuck off you faggot before I rape your face", but it's pretty much the same.

[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle

Perhaps spell check is racist, as well.

I have long suspected this to be the case.

I have lodged a complaint with the NAACP and the GNAA for them to investigate this clear breach of human rights.

[Enunciated Piffle]

Can't we all simply disarm this word and start enjoying Quentin Tarantino movies as Black Jesus intended?

Also, Paul Mooney's 'Jesus was Black and so was Cleopatra' is one of the greatest, most racist comedy specials ever made. Patrice O'Neal's 'Elephant in the Room' a close second.

[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle

Can't we all simply disarm this word and start enjoying Quentin Tarantino movies as Black Jesus intended?

THIS^^^ (apart from the Tarantino bit, due to him being a maker of shit films and an embarrassment to the white race)


Also: CAVEAT! Race will be a factor until people fuck to the point that it is not

I wanted to memorialise your sig, seeing you change it fucking daily and I liked this one.

I also like reading the word CAVEAT now. I hear Keith's voice maniacally screaming it and picture him trapped in his own place trying to get rid of that fucking wanker

[littlp]

It is funny how literal Jesse is about the definition of standup but so loose about proficient in Spanish. I am tired of hearing this argument. Keith is a standup. He perfects his trade via the show. There are comics who do solely crowd work and improv and others who write and perfect their jokes. Frankly, although Jesse is very talented and very funny, I did not like his recent cd in that he repeated some jokes from his previous CD! And he is so quick witted and great at what he does I just don't get why repeat those jokes. And I know other comics have done it too, it just seems weird.

[Dean from Australia]

I'm with Chemda, Keith's parents have absolutely pulled this shit before where Keith's Mum lets rip with the tears and forces Keith to take a backward step.

[Electric Squirrel]

Originally Posted by WSEIII

Keith if your dad would like to do something in your ceremony have him read first Corinthians chapter 13 verses 4-7. The chapter talks about love without referencing God.

Good point. And then he could follow it up with something about love from Harry Potter and end it with a line from Lord of the Rings.

I'm pretty sure the point isn't the "God" part. It's that you're reading fiction.

At least that's how I feel about it.

[Electric Squirrel]

By the way, when I'm asked who my favorite stand up is I honestly do say Keith Malley. Didn't know I wasn't allowed...
Then, if they ask about someone else I say Pat Dixon... Sorry Jesse.

[Junkenstein]

Originally Posted by Scumhook

THIS^^^ (apart from the Tarantino bit, due to him being a maker of shit films and an embarrassment to the white race)

For that i will say that youre a cunt and a nigger.

nah, i dont give a fuck.

[WSEIII]

Originally Posted by Electric Squirrel

Good point. And then he could follow it up with something about love from Harry Potter and end it with a line from Lord of the Rings.

Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit were written by a Christian. The movies take the Christian references out.