1765: Tell the Bartender

Keith · 04-25-2013, 05:06 PM

"There's such a thin line to using your ass to get me hard and not killing me."

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WSEIII · 04-25-2013, 06:30 PM

Sometimes the bartender is the toughest person in the bar. And there are generally bouncers.

Great guest.

Super Mario · 04-26-2013, 12:00 AM

I would never let my wife be a bartender nothing but scumbags go to bars

Enunciated Piffle · 04-26-2013, 09:14 AM

I know Chemda is not fond of vinyl but I can't help but wonder if a few cracks and pops wouldn't improve this particular song. Judging by the album cover I'm fairly confident Paul Lekakis went on to star in gay porn. Also, the 80's was all about lasers.

Electric Squirrel · 04-26-2013, 09:32 AM

I'd be cool with my girlfriend being a bartender. The bartender is probably the safest person in the bar. But uncomfortable? Yeah, I'd be uncomfortable with it.

Edward's Screen Name · 04-26-2013, 03:14 PM

I can't tell which kid in the "awww" picture is supposed to be Keith. They all have sleeves.

LeeBlacklung · 04-26-2013, 03:51 PM

My wife had a lot of trouble with me bartending and bouncing when I did that. I'm a flirty guy though.. I understood the problem. Had to give up that job, having less money was somehow better than me talking to people.

sklXbns · 04-28-2013, 09:42 AM

Keith brought back yearbook memories with this episode. At my school, this sort of thing was called "Who's Who".

The title of "Class Clown" was removed the year I became eligible to win. I think we can all agree I was a shoo-in.

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Leentron3030 · 04-29-2013, 10:23 PM

I won class clown as well my senior year. But my house burnt down with all of my everything inside, which included my yearbooks, so I can't post a photo like sklXbns did.

Damn dishwasher.

**radio edit** I forgot to say "awesome guest!".

ImStillToni · 04-30-2013, 12:28 PM

thanks so much sklXbns for making me feel old. class of 2000? really?

fuck me i'm feeling like Keith - i need to start popping out some kids asap, I'm getting too old

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WSEIII Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Nebraska Posts: 1,200	Sometimes the bartender is the toughest person in the bar. And there are generally bouncers. Great guest.
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Enunciated Piffle Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Montana Posts: 4,080	I know Chemda is not fond of vinyl but I can't help but wonder if a few cracks and pops wouldn't improve this particular song. Judging by the album cover I'm fairly confident Paul Lekakis went on to star in gay porn. Also, the 80's was all about lasers. Last edited by Enunciated Piffle; 04-26-2013 at 09:57 AM. Reason: boom boom . lol
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Electric Squirrel Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Central Alberta Posts: 192	I'd be cool with my girlfriend being a bartender. The bartender is probably the safest person in the bar. But uncomfortable? Yeah, I'd be uncomfortable with it.
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Edward's Screen Name Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 153	I can't tell which kid in the "awww" picture is supposed to be Keith. They all have sleeves. Bucho, ImStillToni and Scumhook like this.
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LeeBlacklung Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: St. Louis Posts: 5	My wife had a lot of trouble with me bartending and bouncing when I did that. I'm a flirty guy though.. I understood the problem. Had to give up that job, having less money was somehow better than me talking to people. banger316 likes this.
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04-28-2013, 09:42 AM	#8 (permalink)
sklXbns Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Arkansas Posts: 166	Keith brought back yearbook memories with this episode. At my school, this sort of thing was called "Who's Who". The title of "Class Clown" was removed the year I became eligible to win. I think we can all agree I was a shoo-in. MostTalkative.jpg BiggestFlirt.jpg MostLikely.jpg
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Leentron3030 Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Washington State Posts: 187	I won class clown as well my senior year. But my house burnt down with all of my everything inside, which included my yearbooks, so I can't post a photo like sklXbns did. Damn dishwasher. radio edit I forgot to say "awesome guest!".
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ImStillToni Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bluffton, SC Posts: 366	thanks so much sklXbns for making me feel old. class of 2000? really? fuck me i'm feeling like Keith - i need to start popping out some kids asap, I'm getting too old
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