1761: Temptation
 

"I wish I would have taken my career more seriously rather than sleeping on a bed."


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Overstating the obvious but Chris Humphries and Kim Kardashian's divorce proceedings lasted longer than their marriage.

gahtamiht keet, you totally painted my into a corner with this poll

Great. Fucking great. Hooray. I give up.

The implication that I don't care about myself is what upsets me most, besides my friend shitting on me on the radio for content for literally months. If I didn't care about myself, I wouldn't have crossed my fucking fingers until they were sore and moved out to New York with NOTHING to try and better my life. Do you know what I had in Oklahoma? A mattress. I also had a lack of self-respect, on that mattress, because I wasn't doing anything that mattered.

I'm living in what some people might consider not-ideal conditions, because I'm pursuing something and giving my life a purpose. I'm figuring out how to live my dream. So honestly, how dare anyone think I don't care about myself?

Thank you.

SO WHAT ELSE IS IN THE NEWS?!?!

Apparently I had this thought over 1,000 shows ago. I don't even think you were alive then.

But you applied it to me. Which was legitimately upsetting.

And no, I wasn't alive then. I was born yesterday.

We asked the audience who was more in the right. They say I'm a snob and that you are correct.

I also can equate "nerd" with that other n-word, and I wish we lived in a society that implemented a One Strike And You're Dead Rule.

What do I know...

A lot, truly. Which is why it hurts more than when, say, Johnny Forums Guy says something.