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04-21-2013, 11:53 PM | #21 (permalink) |
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You can't pay for Tempur-Pedic mattresses with .gifs, but thanks anyway.
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04-22-2013, 01:22 AM | #23 (permalink) |
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I don't get why Danny just doesn't tell Keith that real men sleep on the floor like stoic soldiers of old, announce he's now never getting a bed, and will from now on be only sleeping on the naked bodies of KatG women he's had his way with: OTF. On the floor.
Also, Keith is absolutely right about people not caring about themselves not having a bed. It was actually quite an interesting sociological observation. The biggest problem in this argument is that Keith is right and anyone who says otherwise is merely trying to spare Danny's feelings about the matter. Sparing his poor decision/ feeling on the subject SHOULD be separate from HIS feelings. Clearly, he doesn't see it that way. The old KatG episode being played was clever and I think Keith genuinely wanted to show that he is passionate about the subject and not just being a dick. However, it's obvious that Danny doesn't see it that way and is now just being offended. You know how Batman has 'The Bat Signal' when he is needed? I feel like 'Mean Danny' has a mattress signal. Once lit, Mean Danny needs to appear, tell Keith to either lend him, match him, or simply pay the funds for a new bed, and be done with this bit. It's either that or I predict Mean Danny may appear and a very unfortunate, very uncomfortable ending may be in store for this podcast. |
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Being a floor-sleeping weirdo does not preclude him from being funny though. I enjoy listening to him. I would never sleep with him though. Partly because of the penis. Mostly because of the mattress. |
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04-22-2013, 02:18 AM | #25 (permalink) |
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I know a ton of younger ppl like Danny who you wish could simply take a joke or a bit of advice but I don't think that generation deals w/ being told things very well.
Are a lot of young Aussie men running around in tight jeans, sporting ridiculous moustaches, and wearing silly hats? I fucking hate hipsters. Love their music; hate their cliché. To be clear: I like Danny, but I don't fully get his generation. Sometimes I wonder if I am indeed to old to understand...or if they are just clueless...or what. Last edited by Enunciated Piffle; 04-22-2013 at 02:22 AM. Reason: last sentence add-on |
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We balance that hipster bullshit out with race riots, abusing Kiwi's for being sheep fuckers (even though their country is now probably better than ours) and opposing gay marriage. |
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04-22-2013, 02:34 AM | #27 (permalink) |
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See, if we all said "Danny needs to toughen up and tell Keith to fuck off" we could be right, but we'd also be putting his job in jeopardy.
Danny not being confrontational or aggressive does not necessarily make him a bitch. He's a sensitive guy, (from what I can tell) and it's just unfortunate that he's being so serious about all this. Either make this into a continuing bit; a joke you can control. Or, get a fucking bed. Hell, I NEED a new mattress. I would love for my boss to be like 'you need a new bed.' I'd simply say "I'm poor as fuck, cock-sucker, what are you going to do to remedy this for me? Ok then. I will enjoy old-ass vagina blood, gin n tonic lime puke and whatever that kind of Ben and Jerrys is that's black as dirt stain on my bed cuz I got really high and ate the whole thing and passed out to Grandma's Boy movie for the billionth time...Fine! I'll sleep on it - but shut yer face! It's all about context. And/ or pillow-tops. It sounds like Danny is nailing KatG fans in bathrooms though so wtf does he need a bed in a bedroom for?? |
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Just more proof that KATG fans are reprobates with the morals of Caligula and the delicacy of Rasputin. |
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04-22-2013, 09:04 AM | #30 (permalink) |
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Hate to change the subject, but my download of this show did not have the opening theme song or closing website tag- just an oversight or are they going bye-bye? Please say it was the former; I'd miss them both way too much!
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