1770: Where in the World Is Patrick Carlin?

[BrianAlt]

You guys ever hear from Patrick Carlin?

[John Galt]

Originally Posted by invader

I actually liked the drunk voice until the last episode. It just went on for a little too long. It's like a strong perfume, all you need is a little dab and you are good to go.

Pretty much my point as well. A little perfume goes a long way. You rapidly get to the point with both perfume and the drunk voice where I start thinking, "Wow, did you forget to wash your ass / do show prep? Time to skip ahead to where I hear guests talking again."

[ThePinkSuperhero]

Originally Posted by invader

I actually liked the drunk voice until the last episode. It just went on for a little too long. It's like a strong perfume, all you need is a little dab and you are good to go.

Genius.

[Enunciated Piffle]

I heart Sherri's Berries!

Is your mom a total cunt who has a house full of bibles, one for each of the people she knows and loves but then mutters how sad it is that they're going to hell to burn for eternity and you kind of resent her but feel bad cuz your dad is dead and she's just old and alone now?

Tired of sending lame-ass flowers each year?

Sherri's Berries.

They're a delightful treat that's original and may just prevent your mother from being total bitch for once.

Hell. They worked last year. Although, if your mother is fat bitch I'd recommend doubling the berries for only $10 more. It's worth it just to not hear, "Yep. Got them. They're all gone. You know your sister sent me this really great new Bible..."

[Bucho]

Whoever it was who said the impression is good but it's the impression of someone I don't want to hear nailed it.

I said it in response to Piff a few days ago - the impression is a little toooooooo good, because the person it's an impression of is an insufferable gobshite who's torture to listen to.

[Edward's Screen Name]

This poll is way too fucking close.

[panicBoy]

Gotta say, the drunk voice is just the latest addition to Keet's shtick repertoire, and for me, it's all good.

But that's not why I'm here. I too share Keith's passion for oysters. I love the sweet, briny, ocean-y, slightly metallic little bivalved fuckers. I have a small collection of oyster knives and have gotten not too goddamn bad at shucking them myself, but I also like a good $1 special too.

Keith, if you like oysters, you should try raw quahogs sometime. I get them all the time when I'm in Rhode Island. Slip in a paring knife, pop the adductor muscles, little squirt of lemon -- holy shit.

Also, keep a lookout for different types of oysters. My favorite lately is the Kumamoto. They're on the small side, but they have this subtle, yet undeniable melon flavor. No kidding.

I get his reticence ordering an app for himself and not to share, it feels weird. Especially with a dish like raw oysters on the half-shell. They're so polarizing, you sometimes end up with your dining partner staring at you like you're eating your own eyeballs.

One last thing: getting oysters to go is a terrible idea, unless two days on the shitter sounds like fun. Once they've been opened, they go downhill fast. It's kinda like good sushi. You gotta eat it right away.

[panicBoy]

Originally Posted by Edward's Screen Name

This poll is way too fucking close.

Agreed. If Keith really follows the "advice" of this poll, each one of you who voted it down will be cordially invited to gently nuzzle my bozack.

Yeah, that's right. The bozack. I'm bringing it back.

[JorgeT]

I personally like the drunk voice - I did feel a little bad for the guests though. It felt like they had no idea what was going on. Maybe they were thinking Keith had a stroke or something? haha.

Also, I would not trust a $1 oyster. Sounds like a scam...

[Scumhook]

To any oyster virgins looking to pop their palette's cherry - go for small ones. They are generally sweeter and have better flavour than the big fat ones.

The fucking yanks have obessions with big things. Avoid the dinner-plate sized ones at all costs.