1774: The Brothers Grimm

[Keith]

No. You may not do that to a woman even if you have explosive diarrhea.

[helllomoto]

Originally Posted by Blitzgal

You've illustrated Keith's exact point.

Other things that are not "compliments" to strangers on the street: sticking your tongue through your index and middle fingers to illustrate cunnilingus, meowing out your car window to remind me that I have a pussy, and moaning/grunting while gesturing toward my ass as I pass you.

Well that's taking it to an extreme. On the show they were talking about a sports commentator saying something about a player's girlfriend.

When guys pay attention to you for no reason except for your looks, must be nice, right? Im asking because I honestly dont know.

Imagine having your opinions taken less seriously and just generally being ignored because you're ugly.

[Enunciated Piffle]

Originally Posted by helllomoto

Imagine having your opinions taken less seriously and just generally being ignored because you're ugly.

Boo-fucking-hoo. Get a hair-cut. Join a gym and stop eating fast food. Sell drugs and make some money.

Once you realize that whining does not equal getting laid - it's all downhill from there.

Also, I have no idea what you look like. I choose to ignore you because you lack originality and personality.

[Keith]

It is interesting that Helllomoto's constant hating used to bug me a little; but, now that I know how ugly he is, I'm extremely okay with it.

[Blitzgal]

Originally Posted by helllomoto

When guys pay attention to you for no reason except for your looks, must be nice, right? Im asking because I honestly dont know.

The thing is, I'm not even pretty - just average at best - and it even happens to me. Do guys who call out of their cars and then keep driving on really expect a sexual encounter? Doubtful. This isn't "complimenting" someone.

Chemda's has given lots of great advice on the show about how to approach women, so that's been covered.

Originally Posted by Keith

No. You may not do that to a woman even if you have explosive diarrhea.

You mean all these times, they were deaf guys asking where to find a bathroom?! Mind. blown.

[helllomoto]

Originally Posted by Keith

It is interesting that Helllomoto's constant hating used to bug me a little; but, now that I know how ugly he is, I'm extremely okay with it.

Hahaha that's fine with me.

Constant hating? Keith I honestly hope I dont come off as a constant hater. I love the show, I listen everyday and even donated to the Kickstarter! I follow you, Chemda and Danny on twitter, and your vine videos always get a favourite from me. Honestly, 'Join Date: May 2008' alone should prove that I'm not a hater.

When I do comment, it's when I really feel one way or another about a show or part of a show. I comment on particularly fantastic shows;

Myq is such a fantastic guest.
I hope that Danny doesnt get McNally'd/Jeremy'd. He's a fantastic guest.
Chemda's excitement is so infectious in the episode. Loved it!
But anyway, I've been loving the Chemda-only shows! Off-Mic was one of my favourite in a while!

And despite the thing I mentioned before, I even loved this show! Your 2 second riddles remind of the would-you-rather game.

Sometimes little things like these come up, and I feel the need to state my opinion on them. I'm sorry if they're negative Keith, but those are the liberties I take as a listener.

[Keith]

I still never got my Batman shooting apology, you self-righteous ugly fuck.

[helllomoto]

Originally Posted by Keith

I still never got my Batman shooting apology, you self-righteous ugly fuck.

You're not getting one.

I dont think making light of a sad situation is good. I was offended, and youre not getting an apology for that.

Edit: I do apologize if I was hurtful. But that doesnt make you any less wrong for what you said.

[Keith]

I don't need one anymore now that I know what I know. You're good. Forever.

[helllomoto]

Originally Posted by Keith

I don't need one anymore now that I know what I know. You're good. Forever.

What the fuck? I love the show! I cant make negative comments about it every once in a while without having to flog myself to absolve myself of my sins?