1779: When Rape is Funny

Enunciated Piffle · 05-17-2013, 01:36 AM

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Originally Posted by ImStillToni

She did nothing for me but her accent was lovely.

Toni. Come on. You didn't enjoy hearing of her hemrhoids and subsequent 18 months of asshole...holes?

Scumhook · 05-17-2013, 01:36 AM

And Kelly, who works in the service industry in the US, hates the fucking tipping system.

So a big fat hairy super-fuck you to all the shitheads who disagreed with me about the tipping system a while ago.

Scumhook · 05-17-2013, 06:38 AM

It was a bit weird for me, listening to an Aussie talking with Seppos.

I've become used to yank to yank convo's, but hearing an Okker in the mix fucking threw me.

How we cunts never fucking finish sentences shat me. Probably because I don't do it either when I'm talking.

And if I had a buck for every "like" skippy the bush kangarooserver threw in, I'd be dining at the times square Applebees tomorrow

Fucking Arsetraaaailyaans. Can't live with 'em, and they're too spread out to nuke 'em.

Good Ep. Not easy for me to hear, but good anyway.

Earl Dukes · 05-17-2013, 06:42 AM

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Originally Posted by ImStillToni

Loved the accent more than I loved her, unfort.
Wait - that was rather bitchy of me.

She did nothing for me but her accent was lovely. Yes, that's a nice way to spin it.

I wasn't about to say it myself, but I agree.

BrianAlt · 05-17-2013, 07:37 AM

Fosters is brewed in Canada.

Midwest Mike · 05-17-2013, 07:38 AM

First was Citizen Kane, now Iron Man 3 and the Great Gatsby! When will the movie spoilers stop! Hopefully never, because I don't think most people really care. If they did, they wouldn't keep listening. There was plenty of warning to turn the show off.

I was a little surprised by Keith's reaction to the "it's probably only recycled material anyway" line. When I first heard this it made me chuckle. I took this as a shot at Victor, not at Keith. It was a call back to Victor recycling his old material for the KATG Stand-Up-Athon. Since Keith commented on this several times himself on previous shows I'm surprised he didn't catch it.

Earl Dukes · 05-17-2013, 07:50 AM

I thought it was a jab at Victor, too. It doesn't make sense otherwise.

JSZilla · 05-17-2013, 09:42 AM

Keith is NOT missing out on the book version of The Great Gatsby. It is one of THE MOST boring books I have ever had the displeasure of reading. See the thing is, there's a reason why Andy Kaufman read that fucking thing as part of his routine. Outside of the sheer obnoxiousness; it's a fucking bore.

Tank · 05-17-2013, 09:43 AM

If spoilers are going to ruin a movie for you then it's not a good movie.

Edward's Screen Name · 05-17-2013, 09:52 AM

Keith, my recycle material comment was a joke about Victor's shoehorning recycled standup material into his "new" material during your two-minute standup-a-thon.

I was trying to be funny. Now I've soiled another pair of pants.

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Scumhook Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Uranus Posts: 19,798	And Kelly, who works in the service industry in the US, hates the fucking tipping system. So a big fat hairy super-fuck you to all the shitheads who disagreed with me about the tipping system a while ago. Last edited by Scumhook; 05-17-2013 at 01:37 AM. Reason: Penis
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05-17-2013, 06:38 AM	#13 (permalink)
Scumhook Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Uranus Posts: 19,798	It was a bit weird for me, listening to an Aussie talking with Seppos. I've become used to yank to yank convo's, but hearing an Okker in the mix fucking threw me. How we cunts never fucking finish sentences shat me. Probably because I don't do it either when I'm talking. And if I had a buck for every "like" skippy the bush kangarooserver threw in, I'd be dining at the times square Applebees tomorrow Fucking Arsetraaaailyaans. Can't live with 'em, and they're too spread out to nuke 'em. Good Ep. Not easy for me to hear, but good anyway. Joshua and Dean from Australia like this. __________________
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BrianAlt Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Northern NJ Posts: 4,690	Fosters is brewed in Canada. Dean from Australia and Scumhook like this.
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Midwest Mike Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 70	Spoilers First was Citizen Kane, now Iron Man 3 and the Great Gatsby! When will the movie spoilers stop! Hopefully never, because I don't think most people really care. If they did, they wouldn't keep listening. There was plenty of warning to turn the show off. I was a little surprised by Keith's reaction to the "it's probably only recycled material anyway" line. When I first heard this it made me chuckle. I took this as a shot at Victor, not at Keith. It was a call back to Victor recycling his old material for the KATG Stand-Up-Athon. Since Keith commented on this several times himself on previous shows I'm surprised he didn't catch it. Edward's Screen Name, WittyReference and Earl Dukes like this.
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05-17-2013, 07:50 AM	#17 (permalink)
Earl Dukes Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: St. Augustine, FL Posts: 457	I thought it was a jab at Victor, too. It doesn't make sense otherwise. Joshua likes this.
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JSZilla Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: North Carolina Posts: 540	Keith is NOT missing out on the book version of The Great Gatsby. It is one of THE MOST boring books I have ever had the displeasure of reading. See the thing is, there's a reason why Andy Kaufman read that fucking thing as part of his routine. Outside of the sheer obnoxiousness; it's a fucking bore. Blitzgal and XrabbitX like this.
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Tank Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Baltimore, MD Posts: 205	If spoilers are going to ruin a movie for you then it's not a good movie. JSZilla, Earl Dukes and Scumhook like this.
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05-17-2013, 09:52 AM	#20 (permalink)
Edward's Screen Name Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 153	Keith, my recycle material comment was a joke about Victor's shoehorning recycled standup material into his "new" material during your two-minute standup-a-thon. I was trying to be funny. Now I've soiled another pair of pants.
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