1781: Fart Wars

[Keith]

"I like to fart on people's asses and go, 'You farted.'"


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[Scumhook]

This was a fucking sparkling ep.

Andy & Joe complimented K & C's vibe like blue cheese dressing compliments hot wings. Fucking heaven in a podcast (and now I fucking want wings).

There were too many little gems in this ep to list them all. One that had me laughing was Chemmo at the beginning saying "let's make the rest of this ep about beards, because fuck you".

I'm going to listen to this one again, because its energy and vibe made me happy.

Well done, bearded warriors of comedy, well done.

[invader]

For a long time my mother denied pretty much every poor decision that she made during my childhood. Until maybe a few years ago when, seemingly out of the blue, she awkwardly apologized for any bad decision that she had made. Stating that she was, "very young" when she had me and my sister and she did her best, even though she may have fallen short more than a few times. I'm not sure what brought it about but it was so uncomfortable, I just decided to forgive and forget. Although knowing her it may have just been a calculated plot to just get me and my older sister to just shut up about the past.

[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by invader

For a long time my mother denied pretty much every poor decision that she made during my childhood.

Having you was the first poor decision she made. After that, all the other ones probably just seemed insignificant so she forgot about them.

[Dean from Australia]

Originally Posted by Scumhook

Having you was the first poor decision she made. After that, all the other ones probably just seemed insignificant so she forgot about them.

Ooooh, that smarts.

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[flerchin]

Offtopic, but before Keith says "Get out" with respect to Oklahoma City.

Tornado and a hurricane in NYC last year. Get out yourself. Shit on some other town, they've got enough to deal with today.

[Earl Dukes]

They're both out already.

[rodimusprime]

I swear my mom says she doesn't remember one whooping I ever received. My dad too. Ironically many of those whoopings were received because I was learning not to tell lies. Now who's the liar mom and dad?!

[Keith]

Originally Posted by flerchin

Offtopic, but before Keith says "Get out" with respect to Oklahoma City.

Tornado and a hurricane in NYC last year. Get out yourself. Shit on some other town, they've got enough to deal with today.

If a hurricane killed you, I would only be pretending to be upset, you self-righteous weirdo.

[flerchin]

Yep, that's what's happening here. Make with the funnies.