1784: Everything Bagel

[Mandias]

In high school, we dissected fetal pigs. One day, having become somewhat bored by examining internal organs day in and day out, I went over to the cooler where we stored the bodies between classes, and found the pig that belonged to the two cutest and most innocent girls in my grade, who had the class at a different time. For the rest of my class time, I delicately inserted pieces of my pig into the parts of their pig that they had not yet reached (like an entire eyeball into the stomach, a foot into the intestines, etc), and carefully closed their pig back up.

I'm not sure what I learned by dissecting a fetal pig, but I thoroughly enjoyed creating evidence of unborn cannibal pigs.