1784: Everything Bagel

[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by Keith

If Mark's saying it like it is succinctly, I'm all in.

Don't hate on easy learnin'.

You want succinct, bloody listen to Lauren.

To paraphrase:
"The rooster fucks the chicken, the egg's fertilised and you get a baby chicken. The rooster doesn't fuck the chicken, then you're OK to eat the fucking egg."

Two paragraphs of blue text condensed into two sentences.

To be fair I didn't read Mark's blue post. This in no way impedes me from viciously attacking him, and simultaneously defending my position of complete ignorance.

[Keith]

And that's how my teachers taught me. With anger.

Does the store still sell them?

[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by Keith

And that's how my teachers taught me. With anger.

Does the store still sell them?

I fucking wish.

Listening to Patrick Carlin talk about getting physically abused by his teachers brought back fond memories of getting hit by teachers in grade school. Once you realise that they can't really hurt you, it's quite liberating.

[BrianAlt]

Definitely cut up a frog. That thing fucking STUNK! For the record, that was 1980.

Laramie Project is about Matthew Shepard. Saw the play three times recently when my daughter was in it.

[Keith]

Yes!!!

(Now it just looks like I put a big heart next to his picture...)

[BrianAlt]

It does!

[flerchin]

Grownups apologize when they make mistakes.

Your handle might as well be "always wrong." If I could go through my whole life safe in the knowledge that Scumhook disapproves; I'll die king of the world.

Originally Posted by Scumhook

oh @flerchin, this pic conveys my feels:

You folded like a little bitch, apologising like a whore caught by her pimp not handing over all the cash.

Fucking stand up for yourself man. If you believe Keith is wrong, fucking defend yourself.

And even if you believe he is right and you are wrong, still fucking have a go you bitch instead of folding like your poorly constructed schools.

I hope you know that I say this out of love, and seek only to make you a better person by way of constructive criticism.

If you need any more assistance with getting your fucked up life in order, my virtual door is always open.

[Dean from Australia]

Mark Hamill (along with Carrie Fisher) is apparently working out in preparation for his return to the role of Luke Skywalker in the forthcoming Star Wars sequel trilogy.

There's a lot of different images of Hamill out there from recent public appearences. He looks good in some, shit in others but the talk is, by the time we'll get to see him onscreen once more, he'll be pretty well kick arse.


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[Sparrow]

my lab partner was this really cool chick who liked weezer and current events. we thought we looked pretty fly in goggles.

[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by flerchin

Grownups apologize when they make mistakes.

Based on recent discussions, none of our parents are grown ups...

Originally Posted by flerchin

If I could go through my whole life safe in the knowledge that Scumhook disapproves; I'll die king of the world.

Apology accepted.

I'll FedEx your crown to you.