1787: If Keith Was a Serial Killer

[Keith]

"You add kids into it, and you're adding in child butt-fuckin'. I'm just talking about killing here!"


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[Edward's Screen Name]

Keith, beagles are one of the most over-bred breeds of dog. Don't support the mills. Fuck buying a dog, just adopt one.

Visit petfinder.com. You can select your location, the type of dog you want and what age.

Most older adoptable dogs are saints, because all of the trouble ones have been put down. But adopting an older dog isn't for most people.

The younger adoptable dogs, those in the 1 and a half to 3 years old range can be a pain if you're not up to rigorous training.

And of course there are a bunch of puppies, both mutts and pure breeds, which are always available for adoption.

Everything is anecdotal, of course, but the dog I own now I got as a shelter puppy. She's seven now and she's the best dog I've ever had in my life in terms of behavior, loyalty, and all those extra intangibles pet owners always try to explain to non-pet owners but can't.

Here's ma dawg:

[Edward's Screen Name]

Um, wrong thread, but I'm leaving it anyway.

[WSEIII]

Could you kill them in a hall? Could you kill them by the Mall?
Could you kill them in a park? Could you kill them after dark?
Could you kill them in the air? Could you kill them anywhere?

Keith I forgot to put this on Yesterdays thread but rejoin the church for it says in the Bible "Vengeance is mine says the Lord. I will repay".

[lizsquiz]

Thumbs up for the movie "The Impossible". Naomi Watts was amazing but the real star was the tsunami itself. Just to clarify though, it's a story about the 2004 Boxing Day tsunami which hit Thailand, Malaysia, Maldives, Indonesia etc; and not the 2011 Japan tsunami.


Also re: tracking of Lauren's phone and the technology we have that can do that these days. I recently heard about Plumpergeddon (http://plumpergeddon.tumblr.com) - basically the story of how a guy had his laptop stolen, so he activated the tracking/security software that he had installed that lets him remotely view the webcam of his laptop and what it's doing - which is largely jerking off to fat fetish porn. Despite a whole bunch of evidence he provided to the police, including the guy's address, photos etc, they still didn't go arrest him. Not yet, anyway.

[Earl Dukes]

The most hilarious part is that he listens to Tank.

[Keith]

Originally Posted by lizsquiz

Thumbs up for the movie "The Impossible". Naomi Watts was amazing but the real star was the tsunami itself. Just to clarify though, it's a story about the 2004 Boxing Day tsunami which hit Thailand, Malaysia, Maldives, Indonesia etc; and not the 2011 Japan tsunami.

My bad. I don't see ethnicity. Still a great movie, and covers every tsunami if you ask me.

[Scumhook]

Pat fucking Dixon.

Dry as a bone, and can make you laugh your arse off about a lacrosse-stick rape.

Great guest, and he has one of the few other podcasts I listen to (thx to piffo <3 ).

[Tank]

Originally Posted by Earl Dukes

The most hilarious part is that he listens to Tank.

Most smart people do.

Wait, am I missing something?

[better dylan]

Where do i fast forward to so that keith is done spoilering hang over?