1788: Yours Truly

Sparrow · 05-31-2013, 11:35 AM

i like to hike. and by hike i mean pack a little pack with weed, water, and a notebook and wander slowly about the wilderness. mornings are great. immediately following a rain is awesome. winter is good stuff. creeks, waterfalls, mushrooms, climbing trees, critters, dead things, hidden places, vistas, birds chirping. nature is the dicktits.

Earl Dukes · 05-31-2013, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by ImStillToni

I promise not to play the race card but I'm thinking it.

One of the guys in my mom's running club, the Douglas County Rogue Runners, met Tyler Perry somewhere in Kennesaw. They were either out hiking or running or something (not my story, sorry), and the running club guy somehow ended up explaining that he runs ultramarathons and runs miles of trails every day. Tyler Perry's response was, "Man, white people are crazy."

Something like that. Again, not my story.

ImStillToni · 05-31-2013, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Earl Dukes

One of the guys in my mom's running club, the Douglas County Rogue Runners, met Tyler Perry somewhere in Kennesaw. They were either out hiking or running or something (not my story, sorry), and the running club guy somehow ended up explaining that he runs ultramarathons and runs miles of trails every day. Tyler Perry's response was, "Man, white people are crazy."

Something like that. Again, not my story.

HAHAHAHA I'm telling you its the truth! We ran during slavery. Now we drive/fly/yacht everywhere, fuck that shit. (I'm joking to a point. I truly only know a few Black folks that run because they like to run. And don't get me started on Latinos - all my husband says is they run away to get away, not for fun.)

jjamis · 05-31-2013, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by ImStillToni

HAHAHAHA I'm telling you its the truth! We ran during slavery. Now we drive/fly/yacht everywhere, fuck that shit. (I'm joking to a point. I truly only know a few Black folks that run because they like to run. And don't get me started on Latinos - all my husband says is they run away to get away, not for fun.)

Apparently the Kenyans didn't get the message?

ImStillToni · 05-31-2013, 05:29 PM

NO all the fast runners in the world are African. I am not African. That's why I kept saying "Black." Glad I could school ya, I had to have this convo with Schumhook too, I know its gets confusing for some folks

PS Africans have to run fast to survive those lions and shit. It's more natural selection/survival of the fittest than talent

Earl Dukes · 05-31-2013, 06:53 PM

She's right. My mom and I are both runners, but I rarely meet other black Americans that run for the sake of running. I don't count sprinting, but they don't even keep it up after high school or college unless they're getting paid. Even the Africans are kinda doing it for money. It's also pride, because who doesn't love dominating a sport, but a lot of guys do it to make a living.

punk'n · 05-31-2013, 09:14 PM

This is one of those moments that I LOVE...where Keith goes on a rant and Chemda is laughing so hard that she can't breathe. This is my favorite part of KaTG, TRULY! The Bret Michaels thing was so good...

JackFetch · 06-01-2013, 09:35 AM

Urgent Care is full of Doctors that couldn't make it in a real practice. Last time I went, I was left in the waiting room for an hour, and in the exam room for two more hours. I sat there and listened to the Doctor eat, fart, and flirt with the nurses for two fucking hours. When he finally came in he smiled and said "Looks like I owe you dinner". His excuse was that the X-Ray machine was broken. I wasn't getting X-Rays.

Pintman · 06-01-2013, 12:59 PM

You two are great together. That's what grabbed me way back around Show #26.

Earl Dukes · 06-01-2013, 04:43 PM

The gas thing was Rev Jen. She had a ruptured appendix, but they initially diagnosed it as gas. It's all in her book!

Elf Girl: Rev Jen: Amazon.com: Books

You can even do the katg.com/amazon thing, I think. haha

Luckily for you cheapskates, she very recently posted the entire chapter on her blog:

The Vaginas Monologue | Diary of an Art Star

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Sparrow Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 5,396	i like to hike. and by hike i mean pack a little pack with weed, water, and a notebook and wander slowly about the wilderness. mornings are great. immediately following a rain is awesome. winter is good stuff. creeks, waterfalls, mushrooms, climbing trees, critters, dead things, hidden places, vistas, birds chirping. nature is the dicktits. ImStillToni and Scumhook like this.
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ImStillToni Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bluffton, SC Posts: 366	NO all the fast runners in the world are African. I am not African. That's why I kept saying "Black." Glad I could school ya, I had to have this convo with Schumhook too, I know its gets confusing for some folks PS Africans have to run fast to survive those lions and shit. It's more natural selection/survival of the fittest than talent Scumhook likes this. Last edited by ImStillToni; 05-31-2013 at 05:37 PM. Reason: i felt like adding something
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Earl Dukes Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: St. Augustine, FL Posts: 457	She's right. My mom and I are both runners, but I rarely meet other black Americans that run for the sake of running. I don't count sprinting, but they don't even keep it up after high school or college unless they're getting paid. Even the Africans are kinda doing it for money. It's also pride, because who doesn't love dominating a sport, but a lot of guys do it to make a living. ImStillToni likes this.
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punk'n Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Kansas City, MO Posts: 2,238	This is one of those moments that I LOVE...where Keith goes on a rant and Chemda is laughing so hard that she can't breathe. This is my favorite part of KaTG, TRULY! The Bret Michaels thing was so good... Keith and BrianAlt like this.
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JackFetch Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Alabama(aka Keith's worst nightmare) Posts: 348	Urgent Care is full of Doctors that couldn't make it in a real practice. Last time I went, I was left in the waiting room for an hour, and in the exam room for two more hours. I sat there and listened to the Doctor eat, fart, and flirt with the nurses for two fucking hours. When he finally came in he smiled and said "Looks like I owe you dinner". His excuse was that the X-Ray machine was broken. I wasn't getting X-Rays.
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Pintman Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Eastern Pa. Posts: 448	You two are great together. That's what grabbed me way back around Show #26.
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Earl Dukes Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: St. Augustine, FL Posts: 457	The gas thing was Rev Jen. She had a ruptured appendix, but they initially diagnosed it as gas. It's all in her book! Elf Girl: Rev Jen: Amazon.com: Books You can even do the katg.com/amazon thing, I think. haha Luckily for you cheapskates, she very recently posted the entire chapter on her blog: The Vaginas Monologue \| Diary of an Art Star Keith and Sparrow like this.
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