1789: Get Hard

Keith · 05-31-2013, 06:17 PM

"I got kicked out of my house because of your show."

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invader · 05-31-2013, 09:10 PM

http://youtu.be/-sC5qkMGEnE

This is crazy. The first guy who got pranked actually has a gun on him, then he starts to go for it before they reveal its a joke. The dude barely apologizes to the woman after hitting her telling him he brought it on herself, then hits on her saying she can follow him to his car and he will rub lotion on her to help ease the pain.

The funniest part is I thought this show was trying to show how ridiculous their nationalism was. But the clip ends with the female host saying that she hates the Jews and long live Egypt. I'm not sure but I'm hoping that was sarcasm. Maybe Chemda can better clarify.

WSEIII · 05-31-2013, 11:25 PM

Great guest easily a best new guest nomination.

When I saw the show title I assumed it was due to today being the last day of masturbation month.

His stories reaffirm my decision not to get drunk ( I drink beer ) or do drugs.

WSEIII · 05-31-2013, 11:48 PM

Totally different so it deserves it's own post.

I'm in an office at our senior center helping to count the food money and the woman in charge was talking to the ladies in the office before she went on lunch break. She said, "Kathy is tied up in the kitchen". Now I knew she meant she was real busy because the cook was gone but I went ahead and asked her what time she wants us to untie Kathy. She was taken aback and muttered something about poor choice of words.

Scumhook · 06-01-2013, 05:11 AM

Just like Eric Burden, I appear to have been (possibly) misunderstood.

Aussies stick o's on the end of names as a sort of term of endearment. Something you'd do for a mate. Or something you'd do because you're a lazy cunt.

Chemmo, which I now see is disturbingly like the cancer treatment, is pronounced in my Okker head as "Kemmo", but really should be Hcchhhemmmo (don't know how to type the throat-clearing start to your fucking name).

I'd do an "o" for Keith, but how the fuck do you shorten "Keith". And "Malley" is fucking useless to work with also. Fuck it. He's Keith. Or "fat bald fuck".

And I love you both.

EDIT: Lauren would be "Henno" or "Lozza".

EDIT EDIT: Danny would be "Hatcho" or "that weird cunt sleeping on the floor"

Scumhook · 06-01-2013, 06:12 AM

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Originally Posted by WSEIII

Great guest easily a best new guest nomination.

Seconded. Now piss off over to the KATGUH thread and nominate, you lazy fuck.

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Originally Posted by WSEIII

When I saw the show title I assumed it was due to today being the last day of masturbation month.

So you're not going to wank for 11 more months...?

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Originally Posted by WSEIII

His stories reaffirm my decision not to get drunk ( I drink beer ) or do drugs.

Read some of your posts. I bet you start drinking.

Scumhook · 06-01-2013, 06:17 AM

This was a fucking terrific ep.

Chris's mellow tone initially didn't do much for me, however as it went on I found him engaging and entertaining in a surprisingly down to earth way.

That bit about getting punched in the nose by the chick as she came caught me by surprise and cost me a mouthful of beer (sprayed across the table). Well worth it

I'm definitely re-listening to this one. I have a feeling that there are many lol gems buried in here that will come to light the 2nd time around.

Tank · 06-01-2013, 07:01 AM

Yep that was a good one.

BrianAlt · 06-01-2013, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Scumhook

Just like Eric Burden, I appear to have been (possibly) misunderstood.

Oh lord, please don't let him be misunderstood.

Dudeigethighoffmyfarts · 06-01-2013, 02:15 PM

Guest was awesome. Herpes on dickhead is awesome. Get high.

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05-31-2013, 06:17 PM	#1 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,543	1789: Get Hard "I got kicked out of my house because of your show." Click here to watch all the video highlights from this show. http://twitter.com/ChrisGethard Share this episode: Get Hard - Comedy Talk Show & Podcast Subscribe for free: Keith and The Girl podcast on your iPhone, iPad and iPod with iTunes Last edited by Marisela; 06-05-2013 at 10:52 AM.
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05-31-2013, 09:10 PM	#2 (permalink)
invader Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Bronx, NY Posts: 578	http://youtu.be/-sC5qkMGEnE This is crazy. The first guy who got pranked actually has a gun on him, then he starts to go for it before they reveal its a joke. The dude barely apologizes to the woman after hitting her telling him he brought it on herself, then hits on her saying she can follow him to his car and he will rub lotion on her to help ease the pain. The funniest part is I thought this show was trying to show how ridiculous their nationalism was. But the clip ends with the female host saying that she hates the Jews and long live Egypt. I'm not sure but I'm hoping that was sarcasm. Maybe Chemda can better clarify. Last edited by invader; 05-31-2013 at 09:23 PM.
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05-31-2013, 11:25 PM	#3 (permalink)
WSEIII Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Nebraska Posts: 1,200	Great guest easily a best new guest nomination. When I saw the show title I assumed it was due to today being the last day of masturbation month. His stories reaffirm my decision not to get drunk ( I drink beer ) or do drugs. da_ticklah, jesikat and Scumhook like this.
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05-31-2013, 11:48 PM	#4 (permalink)
WSEIII Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Nebraska Posts: 1,200	Totally different so it deserves it's own post. I'm in an office at our senior center helping to count the food money and the woman in charge was talking to the ladies in the office before she went on lunch break. She said, "Kathy is tied up in the kitchen". Now I knew she meant she was real busy because the cook was gone but I went ahead and asked her what time she wants us to untie Kathy. She was taken aback and muttered something about poor choice of words.
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Scumhook Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Uranus Posts: 19,798	Just like Eric Burden, I appear to have been (possibly) misunderstood. Aussies stick o's on the end of names as a sort of term of endearment. Something you'd do for a mate. Or something you'd do because you're a lazy cunt. Chemmo, which I now see is disturbingly like the cancer treatment, is pronounced in my Okker head as "Kemmo", but really should be Hcchhhemmmo (don't know how to type the throat-clearing start to your fucking name). I'd do an "o" for Keith, but how the fuck do you shorten "Keith". And "Malley" is fucking useless to work with also. Fuck it. He's Keith. Or "fat bald fuck". And I love you both. EDIT: Lauren would be "Henno" or "Lozza". EDIT EDIT: Danny would be "Hatcho" or "that weird cunt sleeping on the floor" __________________ Last edited by Scumhook; 06-01-2013 at 05:14 AM. Reason: Fucking brainwave about "Hennessey"
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06-01-2013, 06:17 AM	#7 (permalink)
Scumhook Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Uranus Posts: 19,798	This was a fucking terrific ep. Chris's mellow tone initially didn't do much for me, however as it went on I found him engaging and entertaining in a surprisingly down to earth way. That bit about getting punched in the nose by the chick as she came caught me by surprise and cost me a mouthful of beer (sprayed across the table). Well worth it I'm definitely re-listening to this one. I have a feeling that there are many lol gems buried in here that will come to light the 2nd time around.
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06-01-2013, 07:01 AM	#8 (permalink)
Tank Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Baltimore, MD Posts: 205	Yep that was a good one.
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06-01-2013, 02:15 PM	#10 (permalink)
Dudeigethighoffmyfarts Junior Member Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 3	Dude Guest was awesome. Herpes on dickhead is awesome. Get high.
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