1792: Family Gay

Keith · 06-05-2013, 10:33 PM

"People are so messed up like you."

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WSEIII · 06-06-2013, 12:57 AM

Are you trying to out transgendered people? It is amazing what surgeons can do male to female wise.

Thumbnail · 06-06-2013, 06:48 AM

You know how impressions always make it seem like it's Keith's birthday? Well today was my birthday, with Matteo. All the gay males that live inside my head came out and partied. Naked. Liza made my life.

austindude · 06-06-2013, 12:20 PM

I was surprised to hear Matteo on the show. I had heard him on the PNSexplosion podcast out of Chicago. He was even more hilarious on katg.

His brother Vince is on the hunky/beefy side, with a much deeper voice, so nothing like Matteo. It's not surprising they don't talk to each other.

Audious757 · 06-06-2013, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by WSEIII

Are you trying to out transgendered people? It is amazing what surgeons can do male to female wise.

If you chop your dick off realize this: they have not perfected it. Your new vagina will look like a bats mouth open and gasping for oxygen.

dannyhatch · 06-06-2013, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Audious757

If you chop your dick off realize this: they have not perfected it. Your new vagina will look like a bats mouth open and gasping for oxygen.

I thought your wife had a lovely vagina. Hardly even bat-like.

Audious757 · 06-06-2013, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by dannyhatch

I thought your wife had a lovely vagina. Hardly even bat-like.

After hearing you insult my wife I wish I could get the money I donated to the red cross that went to help tornado victims in your state of Oklahoma back. Damnit! Now your whole family is sleeping on the floor. That is worth more than Any donation.

dannyhatch · 06-06-2013, 04:24 PM

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After hearing you insult my wife I wish I could get the money I donated to the red cross that went to help tornado victims in your state of Oklahoma back. Damnit! Now your whole family is sleeping on the floor. That is worth more than Any donation.

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Scumhook · 06-06-2013, 05:28 PM

Fuck me, Matteo's got a set of pipes on him.

There was an underlying sadness in this ep - maybe it could have been titled "Tears of a Clown". Not that sadness is a bad thing. I just wasn't expecting it after that fucking opening, and it didn't really hit me until the ep was almost done.

Could be wrong - maybe little Matty dances up and down North Halsted singing about flowers and puppies. But maybe not...

Audious757 · 06-06-2013, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Scumhook

Fuck me, Matteo's got a set of pipes on him.

There was an underlying sadness in this ep - maybe it could have been titled "Tears of a Clown". Not that sadness is a bad thing. I just wasn't expecting it after that fucking opening, and it didn't really hit me until the ep was almost done.

Could be wrong - maybe little Matty dances up and down North Halsted singing about flowers and puppies. But maybe not...

Sounds like you wanna suck his pipes.

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austindude Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 33	Funny show today. I was surprised to hear Matteo on the show. I had heard him on the PNSexplosion podcast out of Chicago. He was even more hilarious on katg. His brother Vince is on the hunky/beefy side, with a much deeper voice, so nothing like Matteo. It's not surprising they don't talk to each other.
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